no...i'm not having a dig but this is another top ten......

Chatting to this woman at work and she's a bit down 'cause her cars playing up.
'what's the problem' says ever helpful me,
'well' she replys 'for the last couple of weeks it's been handling like a pig, the steering's naf, the brakes don't work properly and it makes this grinding sound every now and then, i'm taking it back to the garage this afternoon, i mean it's not long since its had its service'
'hmmm' says i 'blah..blah bearings, blahh..blahh calipers...blah..blah...blah.'

She got it back.......and the problem.....
Puncture....now why didn't i think of that. :confused:

perhaps your really stupid

Best (only) laugh all day, both topic and Kendo

shucks