Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure
about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

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that list does conjure up some 'orrible images..

boots, jeans a comfortable tatty shirt....been wearing this since late teens, now in the forties..i actualy come into fashion once evey 5 yrs or so..

Newt, you're a marvel. Where do you find this stuff?

Seen waaaay to many of No. 9 - and sadly on people waaay under 40. Do people not realise we have to look at them?