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Mar 4 2005, 11:01 AM
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![]() Administrator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 22,013 Joined: 21-November 00 From: Concord, NC, USA Member No.: 463 |
There was a time a female brain cell by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but got no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder--still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?!" Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away... "We're down here." -------------------- "Democracy dies when the people wanting their government to take care of them outnumber those wanting to take care of themselves." - Author Unknown - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - For a selection of lures, reels and other items, visit my eBay shop http://stores.ebay.com/JaNewt-eMart |
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Mar 4 2005, 11:03 AM
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ROFL how true
-------------------- I have a little fishy on a little dishy :)
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Mar 4 2005, 11:10 AM
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-------------------- Dale Willis a.k.a. Bait-Slinger
"Have Bait, Will travel" Member: CAG, ACS, SACN, BOC Lifetime Member: NAFC, NAHC, and the Human Race Salisbury, North Carolina USA |
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Mar 4 2005, 03:10 PM
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Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,229 Joined: 1-February 05 From: Portknockie--Scotland Member No.: 6,116 |
-------------------- save-our-sharks member
SACN Member SFSA Member "Time is never wasted When your wasted all the time Nil Desperandum |
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Mar 4 2005, 04:12 PM
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Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 7,177 Joined: 13-April 04 From: Whitley Bay,Northumberland Member No.: 4,844 |
Yes a true story if ever there was one!
-------------------- ![]() You design it and I'll tie it for you For more lure information see http://www.alba-rods.co.uk/page2.htm Fishing digs on the Mull of Galloway - recommend http://www.clashwhannon.co.uk Its nice to be nice Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy |
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Mar 4 2005, 05:18 PM
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,603 Joined: 5-April 01 From: East Sussex Member No.: 812 |
..and I have seen a lady's T-shirt somewhere, with "I wish these were brains" on the front. -------------------- Vagabond.
"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato ...only things like fresh bait and cold beer... |
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Mar 5 2005, 12:01 AM
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Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,034 Joined: 27-November 02 From: Clydebank Member No.: 3,070 |
Never a truer word spoken
[ 06. March 2005, 12:00 AM: Message edited by: Orca ] -------------------- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Mar 5 2005, 03:43 AM
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![]() Administrator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 22,013 Joined: 21-November 00 From: Concord, NC, USA Member No.: 463 |
I sorta like this shirt myself.
-------------------- "Democracy dies when the people wanting their government to take care of them outnumber those wanting to take care of themselves." - Author Unknown - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - For a selection of lures, reels and other items, visit my eBay shop http://stores.ebay.com/JaNewt-eMart |
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Mar 5 2005, 06:42 AM
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Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 157 Joined: 21-January 05 Member No.: 6,063 |
ooh newt when did you take my photo
-------------------- I have a little fishy on a little dishy :)
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Mar 5 2005, 02:42 PM
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6,688 Joined: 6-January 05 From: Tycroes Member No.: 5,982 |
Newt,
You must stop putting the superior sex down. That “T” shirt had some outstanding points !!! -------------------- I fish, I catches a few, I lose a few, BUT I enjoys. NFSA PM
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