Apparently, my name is Mr. W**ker, I have a small penis and fishing is crap (well, that's what tonight's one said once I'd waded through the illiterate pillock's efforts!).

Trouble is, can't argue with the first two points

So, there you have it...I shall be updating my profile later.

Tight lines,

Mr. W..., err, Elton

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Elton Murphy
North East Sea Angling

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ELTON

How about putting there name and email addy on here so we can see who the sad prat is ????
Even he is right i bet he don't even know you

OH I allmost forgot whats the score on the animation I sent you?????

pete

I thought about that, and then decided that it would be an abuse of my position here....so I will if I get any more

Whoever it was doesn't know me, as he appears to be based in Ireland.

It happens from time to time - it's actually quite funny. They probably think they're speaking to a 'company' and don't expect such a colourful reply as they get

Tight lines,

Elton

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Elton Murphy
North East Sea Angling

Elton

Name and shame them! They deserve it.

Mike

'Mazin'! Now, if he'd said 'YOUR fishing is crap', we'd have known he knew you.

As it is, I think he bumps his thumb and forefinger on the underside of his computer table often enough as it is - we don't need to give him further stimulation.

Ignore the tragic little microbe and just let life continue to beat him up. That's what he's for.

Take It Easy,

Terry

p.s. If this creature continues to moisten itself in this manner, Elton, just remember that You-Know-Who does Ireland.

Elton send me his e-mail address and I'll send him a little something that will scramble his hard drive for good.

Oh ***** ....I've been rumbled.

The info on the small genitalia came straight from the horses mouth.


Sorry.............they just keep slipping out........oops

Hey...

I've just had my first auto-censoring.....cool

Elton if its a paddy don't mention the word "taig" they seem to take exception to this!!(it could be something to do with the squaddies shouting "stand still you taig bas**ard or i'll blow your ead of).Or you could reply along these lines "Thank you for your E-Mail (Name here) your thoughts & words will be taken into consideration!
now please fu**off you pathetic bas**ard
yours sincerly"


Nah on second thoughts better not you might upset him/her (wouldn't want to do that now WOULD we??????

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ALAN (the trogg) F