A man was on holiday in the caribbeanand liking the warm tropical weather,settled down for a days sunbathing. He fell asleep, and after a whole day his legs became sun burned beyond belief. He could hardly stand the pain and decided to go to the doctor for some treatment.
The doctor looked at his lobster coloured legs and shook his head. " This is only a small village medical facility " he explained"I`ve realy got nothing to at all to help you . How ever try this just before bed time......." The doctor giving him one viagra tablet.
Puzzled, the man asked, " I`ve got acute sunburn;what`s a viagra tablet going to do?"
" Not a thing for the sunburn," the doctor replied " but it will keep the sheet`s off you legs"