note to Mrs Sportsman

[jim doyle]

Dear Mrs Sportsman, Please would you excuse Mr Sportsman from all duties that are perilous to his health. As you know he has not been a well man and has had to pull out of some fishing trips. I feel that he needs to take more care of himself, and in fact needs to be taken care off!. He should not be required to do any gardening, washing dishes going shopping or even have to fetch his own drinks. I trust your help in his rehabilitation will be forthcoming, plus please ensure that he does not have to carry all his heavy fishing tackle to his car as again he really is not up to it, I mean the poor man can bearly fish!! I thank you for your help and understanding in this matter.

Yours Jim

[jim doyle]

Dear Dave,

Hope this note helps!!!!

Jim

[argyll]

[Sportsman]

Thanks Jim

I think I'll show it to her after dinner, as I would rather eat it than wear it

Well, I'm off for a lay down in a dark room to try and summon up enough energy to go fishing at Lintrathen tomorrow - cough! - cough!

Dave

[Guest PhilB]

Jim, Can you please send the same note to the new mrs. ff2. Thanks very much

[Sportsman]

Jim

I put your points to her in a reasonable and calm manner

Where did you say you live?

At the speed she left here she could be in Montrose in an hour and twenty minutes, about quarter to midnight.

If you left now you MIGHT just make it

[jim doyle]

But Dave you said she was an understanding, kind soul who had just temperarily over looked your needs, I now feel exploited. and am in fear of my very existance, I will leave immediately for a highly secret fishing destination, if I,m never heard from again please fellow anglers ,dont blame Dave, at least not for more than 5 years!!!!

[jim doyle]

FF2 now you should have taken advantage of the old pre marriage contract and established the rules of combat before committing your self to such an extreme condition!! help may be too late!

[jim doyle]

One thought FF2 intruce her to snatcher and warn her that you too could go the same way if not treated gently and pammpered!!!!

[jim doyle]

Dear Mrs Sportsman,

Can David come out to play next week. Please.