Gaffer's Banksticks

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Peter Sharpe:

Both methods have the added benefit of ensuring plenty of bar space, apres peche, in a suitably non-violent hostelry.

Ah yes,Peter, but you'd get a MUCH better reception from the patrons of such an establishment if you complied with the dress code of leather cap, jacket and shorts - and you had the common decency to grow a droopy tash.

 

It works for Elton and Gaffer - or 'The Prickly Pair', as they are known by the regulars in The Hook, Line & Slingbacks - public house for the non-specific angler.

 

It's OK to bring your poodle with you, too. Allegedly.

 

Terry

[Peter Sharpe]

I really do think it's about time Gaffer bought himself one of those parallel orientation devices, or pods as they sometimes known. No need to penetrate the earth at all if weights are attached, and a genuine aid to attaining that perfect Feng Shui arrangement.