Attacked In My Bivvy

[Worms]

"Holding back the ears" and "The bunnies to tight to mention"

 

Shalom.

 

very good!

[Wordbender]

This is no laughing matter Worms! Im very concerned........

 

When Elton was last down at Wingham I distinctly heard strains of Mick Hucknal and Simply Red hits comming from his bivvy.Im extremely concerned that the subliminal messages hidden in the likes of "Holding back the ears" and "The bunnies to tight to mention" might have had an effect on him.Cant risk any cases of rabbit molesting hitting the weeklies head lines as Wingham is a nature reserve and Im sure the church council would take a very dim view of such going ons.

 

Shalom.

 

Ah, Budgington Major! My fellow ballet enthusiast, as I live and breathe.

 

Any old how, do please desist with the scurrilous rumouring. I'll not have a perfectly decent cove like Elton 'howling tart' Murphy done down on his very own forum, when all he's done is to totally freak out over the threat posed by a fluffy baby rabbit.

 

Not on my watch, soldier!

[Dick Dastardly]

Elton 'howling tart' Murphy

 

[Alan Stubbs]

I'm relieved to hear that the sweet sounds of 'So not over you', 'Something got me startled' and 'Perfect Love' weren't heard coming from Elton's bivvy.

[Dick Dastardly]

In the good old days when Elton was a "man of size" he was rock hard and something like this would have never flustered him! In fact when he was a Fat Guy he would have simply reached out from his sleeping bag,grabbed the offending creature and Bunnie Burgers would have been on the next days menu.....but alas since his drastic weight loss a few years ago he seems to have like the shaven Samson lost all of his bottle. A once mighty Carp Warrior now reduced to a thin simpering Queen! A great loss to the stout community.

 

I think we should at this time spare a thought of thanks for Tel who makes the effort (despite the obvious embarrasment) to take our fallen leader out fishing occaisionally....just for old times sake.............

[Dick Dastardly]

Also Ive noticed that Budgington Minor has stayed suspiciously quiet on this subject.Normally one of the first to have a go at the boss hes kept very quiet! something to hide me thinks bruv eh?

[Alan Stubbs]

Just a thought, is Sir Worbender doing a re-work of Watership Down, here? All we need is the scarred rabbit and we're pretty well complete.

[Wordbender]

All we need is the scarred rabbit and we're pretty well complete.

 

We've certainly got a mentally scarred rabbit, I'll tell you that.

[Alan Stubbs]

Under the circumstances - especially noting Red Leader 1's new tag, the following might be helpful:

 

http://www.retrofoodrecipes.com/rabbit_pie_1955.html

 

http://www.rspca.org.uk/servlet/Satellite?...=RabbitsPetCare

 

Take your pick....

[Andrew Burgess]

Also Ive noticed that Budgington Minor has stayed suspiciously quiet on this subject.Normally one of the first to have a go at the boss hes kept very quiet! something to hide me thinks bruv eh?

 

Haven't really been reading the full thread older Budginton! It been a long while since the last time posted on the carp session!

 

Got nothing to hide bruv! Apart from the giant rat! But that another story!!!!!!