Jan and Newt go codbashing

[Guest Jan of the 2 Ghillies]

Linda..............allow me

 

 

OI GIMP........YA WOMAN WANTS A NICE NEW ROD..............SO GO N GET HER ONE.......NOW MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

There i think my hint should just about make it clear

 

Heard it all the way to NC - I'm sure Davy heard, too!!!

[Davy Holt]

Linda..............allow me

 

 

OI GIMP........YA WOMAN WANTS A NICE NEW ROD..............SO GO N GET HER ONE.......NOW MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

There i think my hint should just about make it clear

 

 

Did someone say something ???

[Guest Jan of the 2 Ghillies]

Did someone say something ???

 

Typical man.... Need I say more, Linda?

[Norrie]

Jan and Newt...A short language course in Glaswegian now follows.....

 

...so you couldnt understand me then .

 

Hiv awee reed atriswan.

 

U R A GLASWEGIAN If:

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan Milngavie,

Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

 

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

 

3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

 

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

 

6. Ye see people wear shell suits with Burberry accessories - pure

class!

 

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

 

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,

in yer ain family.

 

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

 

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

 

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

 

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day

date.

 

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the

Church/Chapel.

 

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,

irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

 

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

 

16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

 

17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

 

18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

 

19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

 

20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these

words...

 

 

how's it hingin

clatty

boggin

cludgie

pished

get it up ye

wee beasties

arse bandit

away an bile yer heid

peely-wally

humphey backit

Ba'-heid

baw bag

dubble nuggit................. any the wiser folks.....

[Guest Jan of the 2 Ghillies]

Jan and Newt...A short language course in Glaswegian now follows.....

 

...so you couldnt understand me then .

 

We just need Nick to translate