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21 Things Glasgow Has That The Rest Of The World Urgently Needs


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Breakfast in a pizza box looks particularly good.

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/man-stabbed-in-bum-by-zimmer-maniac#.go8gGjQPa

 

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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I liked No 5. Either a new art-form, or an advert for an industrial adhesive.

 

 

RNLI Governor

 

World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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That explains a lot!

 

 

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Yeah but it's only the crappy years at the end. Better to be biting dandelion roots than sitting in some "care home" wearing nappies and not being able to remember your own name. Can't work out why that big bit on the top right hand corner round Cape Wrath is red. No bugger lives there.

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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Those will be expected 50th percentile, though...

 

And if I make it to Vagabond's age and I'm living as well as he does, I'll be a happy man. Fishing time!

So will I. My grandad lived to be 84 and he lived in West Dumbartonshire. I don't recall him eating a lot of brie pakora though.

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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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And if I make it to Vagabond's age and I'm living as well as he does, I'll be a happy man. Fishing time!

......and I don't eat brie pakora either.

 

Cheddar on toast, well peppered and Worcester-sauced, is good enough for me - had some for lunch - delicious.

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RNLI Governor

 

World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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......and I don't eat brie pakora either.

 

Cheddar on toast, well peppered and Worcester-sauced, is good enough for me - had some for lunch - delicious.

Damn, you've made me peckish and I've run ou of bread until tomorrow.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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