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Ken L

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Hurricaine Irma looks to have caused major damage in the Caribbean and could be on it way to visit Florida,

Just what can you do to withstand sustained winds of 185mph?

 

Just checked and the terminal velocity of a clothed human is about 122mph - so 185 is more than enough to pick you up and make you fly.

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Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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I think that would be the least of your problems. I hate to think what the 185 MPH debris flying in the wind would do to you. I think you would quickly be transformed into 185 MPH debris.

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OZ is going to get more visitors they better make a yellow brick dual carriageway!

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

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All,

 

Irma hit Puerto Rico very hard. Caused land prices to double.

 

Phone

Should I invest in some real estate now, before Jose blows in?

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Cory,

 

Certainly I know very little about the sea.

 

Irma has returned to CAT-5. Storm surge 6 - 12 ft above dry land. "Nowhere in Florida is safe". It now looks as if it will move up the spine of Florida slightly to the West of dead center.

 

Phone

Serious chit -

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I dont understand why we sent aid ,did anyone send us stuff in 87?

 

I lost an apple tree no bugger sent me a new one!

 

PS theres a victorian story ,it involves pigs but its the same for humans if your house is made of sticks it WILL blow down

 

PS regarding the vid in the land of the free surely theres no "orders" just requests?

 

PPS is the man behind the chap in the middle trying to turn into the man to the right by way of sunbed?

 

Isnt florida where people go to die?

 

Perhaps this should be shown to those standing slack jawed looking for their fine home especially in tornado alley

 

Most people learn after the first time or perhaps imagine the consequences of wind vs stick

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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I dont understand why we sent aid ,did anyone send us stuff in 87?

 

I lost an apple tree no bugger sent me a new one!

 

PS theres a victorian story ,it involves pigs but its the same for humans if your house is made of sticks it WILL blow down

 

PS regarding the vid in the land of the free surely theres no "orders" just requests?

 

PPS is the man behind the chap in the middle trying to turn into the man to the right by way of sunbed?

 

Isnt florida where people go to die?

 

Perhaps this should be shown to those standing slack jawed looking for their fine home especially in tornado alley

 

Most people learn after the first time or perhaps imagine the consequences of wind vs stick

LOL.I could have farted harder.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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A brit tourist said it was no big deal hes seen heavier rain in Manchester lol or words to that effect

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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