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[Clifftop]

It was snowing all last night. So my day went like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why it wasn’t a snowwoman.
8:15 So, I made a snowwoman.
8:17 My neighbours’ nanny complained about my snowwoman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it should have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as carrots are veggie food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snowwoman is white. 8:31 The Muslim across the road wants the snowwoman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 They tell me the broomstick of the snowwoman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter: "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:45 A TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow- women? I reply, "Snowballs" . I am then called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the TV news as a suspected terrorist, intent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the country we live in today!

[chesters1]

Cut its titties off otherwise the transgender nazis will be after you and put the carrot down the bottom to save grief from the other lot

Probably best to lop an arm off as well

Edited February 8, 2018 by chesters1

[Ken L]

Snowflakes!