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About 15 years ago I purchased a headlight from a mail order outfit that has since gone the way of "everything for the carp fisher" (The company, not the headlight which latter BTW is still working)

 

I no longer buy from this firm, but they still optimistically send me a large catalogue annually I look with some amusement on the expensive accouterments such as "buzzer bars"" etc (I still use a forked stick with rod-butt on the ground.....)

 

I thought I would share the latest "essentials",

 

Boilies are expensive enough, and for those who believe in groudbaiting with boile fragments, making some with a hammer is an easy but expensive way of increasing ones chances.

 

No longer ! Enter the "Advanced Boilie Crusher" This machine will "chomp its way through 1 kilo of boilies in under one minute" (No its not electric, you have to turn a handle at the side like playing a hurdie-gurdie - but the handle is detachable for easy transport) A bargain at £43.99

 

For those not content with one sort of boilie, there is an accompanying plastic "modular bucket system" holding (wait for it) ......up to 30 litres of boilies in three containers Price £19.99

 

Illustrated as black - dunno about camou or stainless steel...... :whistling:

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RNLI Governor

 

World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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About 15 years ago I purchased a headlight from a mail order outfit that has since gone the way of "everything for the carp fisher" (The company, not the headlight which latter BTW is still working)

 

I no longer buy from this firm, but they still optimistically send me a large catalogue annually I look with some amusement on the expensive accouterments such as "buzzer bars"" etc (I still use a forked stick with rod-butt on the ground.....)

 

I thought I would share the latest "essentials",

 

Boilies are expensive enough, and for those who believe in groudbaiting with boile fragments, making some with a hammer is an easy but expensive way of increasing ones chances.

 

No longer ! Enter the "Advanced Boilie Crusher" This machine will "chomp its way through 1 kilo of boilies in under one minute" (No its not electric, you have to turn a handle at the side like playing a hurdie-gurdie - but the handle is detachable for easy transport) A bargain at £43.99

 

For those not content with one sort of boilie, there is an accompanying plastic "modular bucket system" holding (wait for it) ......up to 30 litres of boilies in three containers Price £19.99

 

Illustrated as black - dunno about camou or stainless steel...... :whistling:

A mere toy Dave. This is what one really needs.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3lLvh-gzpY

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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Some of the hands went a bit close to the shredder, fingertips in would lead to your wellies being shredded......... or is this from before the days of "elf an' safftee innit"

 

 

RNLI Governor

 

World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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Some of the hands went a bit close to the shredder, fingertips in would lead to your wellies being shredded......... or is this from before the days of "elf an' safftee innit"

Don't you like Elven Safe Tea?

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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