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Most of us will have now seen the News re the above.

 

The controlled - knocking off of Moped/scooter thieves who target pedestrians, stealing mobile devices etc.

 

They are Not killing enough of them!!! - Actually No one has been killed yet - maybe a few more MPH would do the trick & reversing over them to make sure!! :busted_cop:

 

We're talking Career Arseholes here!! or maybe due to just a shortage of Youth Clubs & social deprivation according to the "OK YA" Liberal Minded tossers, Nigel, Rupert & Sophie's of this world!!

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The met has a tactic ,thats new!

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Ah yes, the Met...

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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All,

 

Martin, looks like you're making a Christmas commercial for gun shops.

 

Phone

Thought our Gun shops need more work than your side of the pond buddy - re the right to bear arms in your (Somewhat Flawed) Constitution!!

 

There's a lot more work to do on your side than ours!!

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Most of us will have now seen the News re the above.

 

The controlled - knocking off of Moped/scooter thieves who target pedestrians, stealing mobile devices etc.

 

They are Not killing enough of them!!! - Actually No one has been killed yet - maybe a few more MPH would do the trick & reversing over them to make sure!! :busted_cop:

 

We're talking Career Arseholes here!! or maybe due to just a shortage of Youth Clubs & social deprivation according to the "OK YA" Liberal Minded tossers, Nigel, Rupert & Sophie's of this world!!

 

Much better.

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I wish i lived in london it would be fun to put razor blades round the edge of a smartphone put a long chain on it attached to a lamp post and hold the phone leaning on said lamp post waiting until it got stolen ,unfortunately despite it being stolen you would get in trouble harming the poor soul knicking it

Perhaps filling it with semtex and ball bearings and ringing it and watching the thieves hand blow off entertaining enough for the spell in clink if you were caught wort doing?

Unfortunately the only deterrent that works intense pain seems unlawful today?

Perhaps our moslems here could show us how chopping off a hand only needs to happen twice none of this serial knicking in their world,unfortunately here the handless theif would be first on the list for a replacement we cant have them missing out on their lucrative incomes can we

The police have no answer so why not vigilanties paid to catch them ,a nice reward after a severe beating (they errhem attacked us is a good enough reason) should eventually become a deterrent i am sure

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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9.4 for Artistic Interpretation (points deducted for surviving!!)

 

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Much better.

I wonder if it was a unmarked cop car or just a lucky coincidence? I am sure a word warning the black car driver to keep quiet would help the story

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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