The Dichotomy Test

[Ken L]

Take the test - you may need to use Firefox..

 

Edited December 6, 2018 by Ken L

[chesters1]

Hmm all i get is spam offering me a 'prize'

[Ken L]

The only spam should be on the bottom link which was unfortunately added by the image uploader that I used.

[chesters1]

Now when i try i get an link to tinder

[chesters1]

Now this

 

https://minesoftsoftwareshop.pw/46c09975-0a35-47c1-963e-54eb3c46a27d/e29481e9-a792-46a8-bbf0-188ed2a816ae/?brand=Generic&btd=dHJrLm1vYmlsZXRvcDIwMTh0ZWNoaWUueHl6&exptoken=MTU0NDA3OTIyMDc5MA%3D%3D&lang=en&model=Android+7.0&td=dHJrLmNvb2stZ2lhbnQtdW5kZXItbGVnLnh5ei9wcmNlZWQ#

[chesters1]

Now this !

http://www.performanceonclick.com/jump/next.php?r=2220643&pub_clickid=-4761457506020738510&sub1=756347

[Ken L]

Why do I get the feeling that you're trying to wind up?

 

http://www.dichotomytests.com/

[Steve Walker]

Ken, when I clicked on it, I also got a dodgy pop-up of the "your computer has viruses" variety.

[chesters1]

Ken, when I clicked on it, I also got a dodgy pop-up of the "your computer has viruses" variety.

There's a little box at the top that says sorry for the downtime!

 

Hmm if i use a VPN its fine

Who made up these questions a vegan hippy with a love of Freuds love of drugs and a ****ed up family?

Why not questions like can cats think quicker than pigs or is orange braver than blue ? Real questions you need to survive in reality

Simple ones like if you hated fruit would you eat an orange or a handgrenade first?

Then ofcourse the result depends on the arsewhipe analysing the answers ,are they sane? blue eyes or big feet? right handed or asian?

You have to be careful with stuff online , one wrong answer and mi6 will be visiting insisting you're a chimp hating nazi devil worshiper with a hatred of eels and you have a invite to isils christmas party!

I also couldnt find the 'dont give a crap' or 'go find something useful to do' answers! Perhaps my idea of hedonism is realy herodism?

 

I like the ipad prize better all i had to do was imput my card details with some 3 number thing ,none of those trick questions like is a tree bigger than a bus if your an ant!

The hardest one was is does dark grey or light black smell more like lemons ,just how many weeks do people have to smell colours to know what a frickin lemon smells like!,no mention if the bloody lemon is in a bag or a tramps underpants

Edited December 6, 2018 by chesters1

[Ken L]

Ken, when I clicked on it, I also got a dodgy pop-up of the "your computer has viruses" variety.

 

Strange...

Apologies but it seems to be fine on my machine.

I have however managed to delete the add on without removing my results.