Yogi

Must admit - this site does lack in its humour. I have to be careful what I say or some mong will take offence. Yogi.

No worries, I came on here and mostly spoke about photography. Now Speedway - thats another matter. The Panthers first round is on 15th against Coventry I think. Scotty Nickolls and Hans Anderson should make good viewing again. That last meeting against Reading for the title - now that was SOME meeting and a half. All the motorsport will be up and running soon. I'm a big F1 fan and thats starts on the 18th. I've got weekend tickets for Santa Pod too for the Easter Nationals which I won at The Autosport Show at the NEC in Jan. Yogi.

Ah Gosberton - my ex is there in Welby Drive. I'm just off Woolham Wygate. I see Bob Nudd was on the Welland town stretch again yesterday (Sun 4th). The water was really coloured up after all the rain further up stream. Yogi.

Another good show from the TG crew. Aeroplane girl could do with dyeing her eye brows - good drive tho. Had to laugh at that Lemar geezer - had a right sense of humour failure. Seems a bit early for the "last in the series" - how many have we had. Yogi.

Hi and welcome. I'm from Spalding - where abouts are you. Yogi.

Good answer - however - what if the opposite player wants the ball replaced x amount of times. The break is endless. Yogi.

Exactly. Yogi.

Not sure about scratching easy but I would imagine they would be heavy so no dropping it on your foot when ure fitting it. Yogi.

Ok then, whats the highest possible break in a game of snooker ?? Yogi.

And Chelsea are going to stuff Arsenal this pm. Yogi.

Can't all be perfect can we. Yogi.

The photo's I saw of Miles Cooper in the Newspaper was one of horror. He looked like some crossed eyed 12 year old train spotter who does Morris Dancing and Crochet. The guy should be destroyed to put him (and us) out of his misery. He should NOT be allowed to live. And I'll gratefully pull the trigger (again). Yogi.

I don't usually miss one episode but guess what - I missed this one cos I was absolutely slaughtered and my liver hurts (for a change - lol). Roll on Wed. Yogi.

Anyone for some spit roasting.

At any one time, 0.7% of the worlds population is drunk! At least 10 people are killed by vending machines every year! Taking into account the weight differences, Men are proportionately stronger than horses! Pain Travels through your body at 350 feet per second!!! During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. Yogi

Just wondered who on here agree for paying for certain medical treatment. I'm mainly thinking about self inflicted injuries caused by smoking, drinking and drugs etc. Was listening to a topic similar to this on the Jeremy Vine show on Radio 2 on Monday. Yogi

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgium beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian / Chinese curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch an American show on a Japanese TV. Only in Britian can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back to get their prescription, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. People order double cheeseburger, large fries and a diet coke. Banks leave both doors open and chain their pens to the counter. We leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock away crappy lawnmowers and junk. Three people die each year to see if a battery works by putting it on their tongue. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree with the lights still plugged in. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening beer bottles with their teeth. And finally - In 2000 8 Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up in the toilet. Yogi

Why is that nasty - shouldn't be so fkn FAT. Yogi.

Valid for 3 years - on licence for 4 years. After 4 years you can send your licence back to get them removed. Yogi

If your not sure the rules of our roads - you SHOULDN'T BE ON THEM. Yogi

60 mph on a A road (ie) National Speed Limit. 70 mph on Dual carriageway and Motorway. Was driving along a A Rd the other day doing 60 and was overtaken by a car towing a caravan. Yogi.

Give him a little cuddle and attention, he's bound to be a bit whiney for a wee while as he's in new surrounding's. He'll be fine and become a great companion. Yogi

Not any more they won't. Just got back from Jessops and they stopped doing their price match sceme about a month ago. Warehouse Express it is then. Yogi.

Hi Chippy Whats the average delivery times from Warehouse Express from ordering to actual delivery ? - have to admit the prices are good. Yogi

Yes but them Brits in Spain pay their way. Most are retired and can afford to live off their own earnings and pay their own medical bills. Something which all the immigrants DON'T do here. We - us British tax payers are paying for it. Yogi.