Chris Goddard

I am after an A3 printer come scanner for my wifes business to print out pattersn and the like. I have been after one for AGES and finally found a cheap one in Stoke, BUT sell will only do a collection! I am after someone who will collect it and then use a courier to send to a UK address for me. Anyone able? Coses in under 12 hours though so thias is a VERY long shot!! Chris

Alan, only ONE thing to say. LIVE LONG and PROSPER my friend!!

Hi Fred, it was the seller who did that he reckons as he uses his I-Phone it is the ONLY way to do it?? And with £350 or $550 ozzie to forget about, it's MORE than I can swallow mate!! About a quarter of my monthly take!!

WHY oh WHY is it ALWAYS me!! I bought several Invalid Scooters last couple of weeks along with several OTHER cheap items from ebay!I hired a van and a man to collect fro me from the UK. It cost me at present £650. I had a route planned and even had someone to help me out who was going to collect and store stuff for me. I WILL not MENTION Barrys name as I don't think he wants all and sundry to know what a STAR he has been!! And he will NOT under any circumstance take payment either?? (Wanna rethink that eh?? :-)) Anyway some people dropped out as it took me around 3 weeks to get all sorted. OK so I don't pass ALL info to everyone and everyone thinks I am buying just HERE £50 scooter that has honestly seen better days! But I keep all informed and after the van broke down week one (Bust again NOW!! Anyone have a steering knuckle for a Movano, £112 from Vauxhall and NOT a pattern part??) So next week after a lot of shifting and obtaining bushes my wife faints and breaks here ankle (WHY do you never have your camera when this happens?? Would have made a FANTASTIC calendar shot!) So after a week in Hospital Ashley eventually is ready to go. So two drop out the night before meaning he has only ONE drop or pick-up in Kent. Then to Kings-Lynn one of the worst offenders as she was also away for two weeks on holiday and would not allow a collection while she was or DHL would have done it! So from there to Skegness overnight at his Grans to fix HER scooter lol. Then I get a call from the next pick-up, despite what he said he Has to leave for work BEFORE 8 am (He told me 1030am) So I had to say thanks but no thanks. So then to Halifax to Mum's for my 3 scooters and fireplace and dresser and 30 odd packets! Then he left after lunch for Coventry BT must have stopped somewhere else for himself as even though traffic was bad he got to Leicester services at around 7PM?? And then got a message from next stop saying "I always go out at 6.30 on a Wednesday so if you are NOT here by then call tomorrow??! erm?? As he was supposed to be in Luton by 8PM this WAS always going to be hard!! he rang me and I said simply carry on again. I contacted the Scunthorpe bloke who told me his WIFE was in till 10.30!! Sorry says I but if you HAD told me that blah,blah. Anyway I ended up paying his listing fees as he was NOT confident claiming them back and within half an hour had refunded VIA an E-Cheque?? WTF!! So that was due to credit back to my Pay Pal account by the 19th of October. It actually showed before than which did NOT stop PP ringing me at home to ask WHEN I was going to credit back the £200 to the account?? I tried to tell him I WAS allowed by my Mrs to talk to him as it was her account and he was more interested in if I had a cloud of fleas plaguing me!! Ignorant And a boggy bastard as well! So they rang ALL week till the money showed cleared.....for around 10 hours and then went off screen so MUST be in my account?? NOT a chance! It has disappeared!! Ebay meanwhile have said they have found in the sellers favour as he has ALREADY refunded (JUST as I told then he had!) And as I have again told them that PP have seemingly lost £200 which WAS a big deal for them but now it is in there favour not a chance. Next the bloke from Coventry says had he listened to the other message?? He was waiting in till 8PM?? WHAT OTHER message?? And I should charge the courier as he should have called anyway?? OK then so WHY did he re-list MY SCOOTER as for sale to the highest bidder if I was to get the courier to call back? The bloody thing was mine?? Couldn't get his head around that one!! BUT did eventually make the refund which according to PP NOW takes 11 days to reach my PP account (Any bank people able to tell me WHY it takes 11 days for a ready funded payment to go from one account to another?? MY experience limited as it is is around OH 12 hours??) So WHAT chance of this payment going the same way! BUT the real question is I HAVE read as bast I can the regulations and as PP and Ebay are BOTH trading in the EU this means I CAN still sue them fro none fulfilment of contract. BUT I think ebay are the contract holder as they sold me the scooters (The already say the seller is NOT liable!?) But is it ebay as I think OR PP who STILL have the money and I have a trail which leads to them with paperwork I have printed off at EVERY turn?? SOMEONE please help, a bit long winded I know but at 03.38 in a morning my head is BURSTING!!

Anyone ever fished these venues at all?? If so WHERE are they?? My mate is over but having problems with reception on mobile so I can't get a message to him!! Anyone please?

Sorry guys this is HOW bad I am JUST got back to this. I replied to you Andy and the ONLY thing I can find pre-fixed as "Device instant id is instead of id it substitutes path?? and the red bit is PNPAD00 which is plug and play?? HA!!! Found the little SH!T!! It was an OLD now no longer used HP B1110 Printer which I still have if it is of any use to anyone? The cartridges cost MORE to replace than the printer!!! And you do NOT get new chips on new cartridges either!! You have to remove them and stick them on the old cartridges which is OK if the old cartridges are NOT trial ones!! THEY are no good! So it cost me 99p and is still languishing! Meantime I bought a BRAND new Canon MP250 and NEW Canon Cartridges from someone on ebay who bought the wrong ones and 3 filling kits for 99p plus £2 post to FRANCE and a CISS ink system for £23 from HK and I am now almost printing for NOTHING!!! In fact to replace the two cartridges from Canon would have cost me over 330 so I really am printing for nowt I suppose! Thanks people!! I simply however disabled the drivers as I HAVE removed every last vestige of the HP drivers and STILL the Barsteward is playing silly buggers!!!

because it is taxidermy Elton and an animal. Neither I think you will find are allowed? BUT someone has to flag it or ebay will not pull it. Sorry ENOUGH people I should say! Reminds me anyone got a need for a rough buzzard (Yes that is the birds name!!) A little bigger than a sparrowhawk, pretty well mounted just found it MINUS the glass case, OH Sorry love I must have broken it says a certain someone!! The SAME person who has NOT entered an insurance claim from January 2012 and I have just been fine 840€ for not doing so!!! But the bird is real only I tried ebay and it got pulled LOL!

I would say no as I actually "EARN" (my War Pension!!) under 12,000€ per year and I get NO help at all?? Perhaps I should move again to the USA??

I've got a round toit you could have borrowed?? You could have borrowed it as I say but I'm still using it all these years later!

Strange you know BUT there are CATS around here BUT you NEVER see the same one twice??? Taste like CHICKEN or RABBIT I am told.........

A WHAT!! AN ADDER!! Blimey we are overrun with them and GRASS Snakes!! I ripped a right strip off my mate last year he killed one "Thought it was a poisonous one it was SO big!" It was over 3 feet long (possibly 5 by the time he had finished with the spade!) But simply leave it and it will slink away. Disturbing it is not something I would bother doing! They do bit BUT only if VERY provoked unless it is around 30 degreesas it is here now..........

I HAVE to get two modern so light invalid scooters moved from near Bala to near Rhyl in W\ales!! Payment would probably have to be by either cash to bank OR pay pal!! BUT moving them is of the essence!! 160886868110is the ebay number, PLEASE if you think you can help me can you text me on0033602273509 asap I WILL ring you back!!! Chris

Thanks Newt. Elton now about those favours I asked about and SAID I would not bother you again for a year or thre.........

Is this NEWT? Well if someone can TELL me how to get a .WMV file from my desktop to here you can be the judges??

No only four!! :-) Sorry NICE house want to buy a similar one in France for €90,000 plus fees!!! ONLY floods when the drains overflow and then never into the house!!!

Want the TRUTH?? IT IS SH!T!!! I can supply you a 11m pole with a 14 elastic and a set or three of elastics and bushes and floats for £50 plus postage unless I can get it to you VIA AN??? The pole is a GOOD stiff one at 11M But you COULD do with another top set!! It retails on Ebay at £92.50 at present!! Ask anyone who I am and then take the pinch of salt A BIG ONE!! And buy it!! :-) Chris

THINK I gave my side away?? WRONG anyway!! NO scientific evidence to support it 1%!! And it will see the back of a LOT of rabbits and a few foxes using old setts as well. Well I will NOT be crying for them!! BUT yes I would for anything else! I can QUITE honestly say was I asked to join the (in my mind) LOONY brigade who let go MINK and the like and stop people who REAR and spend VAST amounts of money to shoot partridge and pheasant I would join this rabble to stop just the ONE badger being killed!!

Emma I can ONLY assure you my side is with YOU most certainly with this diatribe and YES we had a couple of well best say SOLDIERS onboard with NO insignia who were quite able to tell some TALL?? (DON'T think so as they HAD the scars to show for it!!) so I know a LITTLE of what you did and honestly?? I salute you!!

WHAT A prig this woman is!! She REALLY does think well insofar as she THINKS she is so MUCH better than she actually is!! On the other hand a MR REES-MOGG seemed a very well spoken chap (possibly someone's son?) and he very nearly had even me believing him at the end of several questions as well as the audience so WELL spoken he was!! But when the silly girl from X3 Location put DOWN quite convincingly (Even her laugh was convincing!!) ms Harman on a particular reply I just had to switch off to stop myself **** myself with laughing!! Along with the audience as well I must say!! Chris

WHAT A prig this woman is!! She REALLY does think well insofar as she THINKS she is so MUCH better than she actually is!! On the other hand a MR REES-MOGG seemed a very well spoken chap (possibly someone's son?) and he very nearly had even me believing him at the end of several questions as well as the audience so WELL spoken he was!! But when the silly girl from X3 Location put DOWN quite convincingly (Even her laugh was convincing!!) ms Harman on a particular reply I just had to switch off to stop myself **** myself with laughing!! Along with the audience as well I must say!! Chris

I have under the Devices and printers a none functioning IDE controller which goes by the title of ACNNS9AB IDE Controller and seems to control the AS4HL54E IDE Controller?? Well it has a warning yellow triangle upon said item! Location is on the IO bus??? And I am told as I break down the fault that?? Windows cannot load the device driver for this hardware. The driver may be corrupted or missing. (Code 39) And then it says do I want to try and find the correct driver (tried a net search and nothing about!!) OR would I like to CHANGE settings (Preceded by the shield of doom as I call it!! Anyone please?? I DO have several drives fitted PLUS an external one! BUT all SEEMS to work and the only problem I get is same as all the Printers I setup about 16 so far on this PC but I only actually run 6 or 7 So HP4400,HP 53230 and 5280PCL5 and HP 1100D and fine-print and fax and I still have drivers for a Epson 2100 which I swapped for the 5280 as they are both A3 printers.

Emma two, sorry but the biggest piece of **** ever imagined as far as I am concerned and manning a 4.5" Gun as I was in the Falklands I could AND WOULD have by passed the command to open fire if I had thought we would get a KILL!! END OF!! Chris :-)

EYEUP Dave!! A Man after my own heart!! WE ARE going to HAVE to meet c'ept I can literally only walk a couple of steps now without severe pain!! WHY?? I mistakenly took an overdose BUT despite my GP being present they strapped to a bed for 48 hours, result after so much straining cannot walk. Also Female care staff TRIED to suffocate me!!!! And NO I did NOT imagine it!! I had stopped struggling as there were around a dozen of them (Some could not even get a hand on!! - -BOY was I struggling!) But the better part of me prevailed, I felt the needle up the arse and so stopped, THEN came the pillow or sheet or rough calico felt like (Now discovered they STILL use these type of bag in the hospital for LAUNDRY from (Thankfully) Clean beds!!! Someone's job is going over this or MY name is NOT CHRISTOPHER STUART GODDARD BORN 21. 12 1956!!!! OR a good pay out. Sounded people out and looking good! Chris

Paul, sorry mate BUT I agree with at least 99% of what this nugget (Till now!) has said and I CERTAINLY agree with that statement if it means WAR pensioners are also included. WHY?? Because as a WAR PENSIONER I get less then the French national wage Around 15000€//ANYONE?? :-) And that as a means tested benefit MEANS I am entitle to state benefits.....AH But it is GETTING the bastards!!! Anyone had to PAY for Medical treatment lately?? EXPENSIVE!! Anyone had to have there regional ACCENT Translated yet?? VERY,VERY expensive!! I cannot afford it and as now am unable to walk with NO buses at all and NO public transport (ONLY Taxi at around 15 € per 600M. PLEASE do NOT get me started I am thinking of moving back to UK as I cannot afford to live here anymore as the wage in the UK is SO **** poor!! Chris Sorry Paul NOT you I am going at mate!

Erm don't give a rats arse as long as it's not MY queen babay!!