As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk
down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing.
She was forced to borrow her sister's,
which were a bit on the small side.
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles
and Camilla retired to their room, right next
door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room,
Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please
get these shoes off. My feet are killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the
right shoe with vigor, but it was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled
back. "It's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" screamed Camilla.
There was a big groan from the Prince,
and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good!
Oh that feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen
turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See? I told you, with a face like that
she was still a virgin."