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  1. Jacko, the living proof of the American dream... A poor black kid turning into a rich white man. (With all due respect to those with a sensitive disposition)
  2. I don't think that keyboard is 'English'. Maybe I'm the only one who looked at it ??
  3. In an effort to drag this thread back to topic.... The Queen has NO influence over whatever happens in the EU, as do none of us. We will be pushed, prodded and generally herded like cattle to the greater european state. Our wishes are ignored, our votes are meaningless, our voices are lost amongst countless cries from a union whos peoples care only for more handouts. Great Britain, died at the hands of Heath. HM is no longer a head of state, she absolved that post to some EU non-elected politico a long time ago.
  4. This thread has well cheered me up. I'm so pleased I'm not the only one with 'a good idea at the time' syndrome.
  5. A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. One of the guests asked, "What's that big brass gong for?" "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yep," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, som
  6. Two good ole boys in an Oklahoma trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer After a while the 1st guy says to 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
  7. Two guys are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide. The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going". The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate". The first guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"? The second guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big br***ts and is wearing short shorts and a tank top
  8. Officer Fitness Reports The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's".... - His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. - I would not breed from this Officer. - This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be. - When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. - He has carried out each and every one
  9. They can all fly, except the badgers and the squirrel.
  10. Barry, or anyone else interested, http://www.pocuk.com/forums/viewforum.php?...77e01b572e42ee0 Pajero owners SVO forum. Started before SVO was legal, and has a lot of valuable info. As for your question about the injectors, pump etc. Frankly I haven't had a problem with anything. Also, my son-in-law runs his Land Cruiser on at least 50% SVO all year round. But, to qualify that statement, I do wonder if Toyota build their 2.4 diesel to run on all sorts of inferior fuels. If you visit Africa or the middle east, almost every other vehicle is a Toyota with the 2.4 engine, and some of t
  11. I bought a thing which is a combined float and feeder (Maver - maybe). Set it up on a float rod, filled it with maggots and attempted a cast. Near snapped the rod, didn't go more than six feet, caused the worst tangle I've had in ages, and is now consigned to my garage. Looked like a good idea in the shop !
  12. Barry L, I run a 2.8 diesel Pajero. In the summer months I can add as much as 50% veg oil (SVO) to the diesel in the tank. Always oil first then diesel to get a better mix. But, come the colder months I have to reduce the amount of SVO or th engine throws a hissy fit. Right now I can use 10%, but if it gets any colder, I'll be on neat diesel. Yes, perfectly legal, you can use up to 2,500 litres a year, all you have to do is keep records of how much and when. I have an idea that adding SVO also cuts down emissions.
  13. Very interesting comment, Ant. To which I don't have an answer !!
  14. lureloser


    Years ago, I used to help out a farmer friend by shooting a lot of pests on his land, rabbit, pigeon etc. He kept a small herd of heifers (fresians) in one meadow until they were old enough to be put into the milking herd. When I walked around this field the heifers would regularly follow me, and indeed on a few occasions they surrounded me. I didn't mind or worry as they were good camouflage. Then for reasons which I can't remember, the farmer introduced a young bull calf (hereford named Joe) into the same field. From then on all bets were off. Even at less than a year, the bull calf cou
  15. http://www.mainline-baits.com/articles/unitechcast.php might help.
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