OK. That's enough. I've had it with you Missy. What a load of bunkham!! You never tell the full story. You omitted the fact that you had both brollies, one for the wind and one for the rain. I had none. I gave up my brolly to you because I am a gentleman. You also made me use those new STRAIGHT hooks that you bought from the joke shop. How am I supposed to compete? I was ringing wet, cold, tired and using quick release hooks that take "Catch and Release" to a different level. Very humane, if the bait stopped on the straight hook, the bite registered on the float and released the fish on the strike!! And why did you make me hold my 16 metre pole in the air during that thunder storm.
I was correct about measuring the distance of a storm. Saying "One crocodile, two crocodile" and so on, is the same as saying "one thousand and one, one thousand and two" Say it five times between lightening and thunder and the centre of the storm is approximately 1 mile away.
Seriously Janet. Fantastic day. You really did do well (for a woman) As far as that comment I made about going back to the kitchen sink, one, we brought it with us and two, the reason you come fishing is because you're no bloody good in the kitchen!!