catchaplenty

quote: Originally posted by Alan Fawcett: Don't worry about it mate, next year a football team might win the cup/league instead of a PLC. [/QB] O'Shea, G. Neville, P.Neville, Brown, Scholes, Giggs and Beckham, all bought for the sum total of "nowt".

I've heard Polly has choked on a pie, a humble one I think

Minor malfunction rectified, Your treble is gone! Your double is gone! Can't here you gooners, your breaking up. Dave

One problem we DO have is having anglers looking for ways to take the high moral ground over other field sports. For instance fox hunting. There have been people on here saying we should keep well away from that. Why? Would it not be better to take the stance of "mind your own business". What do we know about fox hunting? I know what I read in the papers, thats all. I dont want to go to Fox Hunting so I choose not to do it. Now fishing is a much bigger industry and maybe the time has come to approach your local M.P. to find his views and remind him how big the fishing vote is, and how people might find themselves "up the road", if they took the wrong turn. A coalition of field sports would be a much better bet than the isolationist views expressed on here. Oh and one last thing, please dont tell me not to thump anyone if I ever do get any grief when I'm fishing. That really is for pussies.

I,m going to Belterbet, Ireland on May17th. Anybody been recently or will be there then? If anyone is out there at that time do you fancy blowing the froth off a couple! Dave

Did he ? No, Doddy. Ken Dodd is the greatest Merseysider of all time after a vote by thousands of his fellow Scousers. The veteran comic called it "the greatest and most prestigious honour of my life." Doddy, who holds the OBE, and is a Freeman of the city of Liverpool, said: "This means more because it was awarded by the people I live with in my home town. "I am filled with happiness and plumptiousness. "I shall raise several glasses of tickle tonic in a toast to the most fantastic city in the world." "There'll be a few half pints finished off tonight in the Knotty Ash (Jam Butty) Miners Club" From the city of culture

to be a useless cricket captain!

Yawn

Have I missed anything ?

PARIS, FRANCE - President Jacques Chirac announced today that France would be deploying two elite units of French troops to Iraq in the event of war. Five hundred crack troops from the 2nd Groupement d'Instruction en Abandonment are mobilizing to assist the Iraqi Army in the finer points of military surrender. "The immediate capitulation of an armed force is a delicate and intricate tactic in which we French have much experience." said Defense Ministry spokesperson General de Armee Francois-Phillippe Hommes de Petit-Pommes. "There is a certain protocol in laying down your arms or fleeing the battlefield. To wave the white flag while remaining arrogant, pompous and insufferable requires experience and training. The French Army believes it is second to none in the fine art of surrendering quickly. The record of our armed forces in that area speaks for itself. The Iraqi performance in giving up without a fight during the last Gulf War was commendable but slip-shod. We hope to improve their level of surrender execution for the next war." General Hommes de Petit-Pommes further announced that 1000 advisors from the Regiment de Collaborateurs Francais will also be dispatched to Iraq to assist the Iraqi people in collaborating effectively with any occupation force. "It is more important to protect their art treasures than to defend their honor," the General pointed out. The General also expressed the hope that Baghdad has some tree-lined boulevards. "It was our experience that the Germans liked to march in the shade, and we feel the Americans and the British might like that same measure of comfort in Iraq-especially as warm weather settles in this spring."

Yasser Icanboogie

Oh and by the way,if Totti hadnt been suspended as a result of Keown's cheating for the Roma-Ajax match, Roma might have done better than a draw...and arse would have gone through despite losing to Valencia. Peace

I predict we wont have anyone booked for diving Dave P.S. which 2-0 are you talking about

Q. do you know how the scud missile got its name ? A. when testing them for the first time, 1 flew over a scousers head in the middle of the desert, the scouser looked up and said to his mate "hey scud tha"

sour grapes?, just got sweeter