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I still use a fibreglass rod in summertime when floater fishing the margins for carp, it's an old Fibatube (Hardy) blank 1lb 6oz TC (based on a Dick Walker Stepped up Avon) it bends right down to the butt and is a perfect match with 8lb line, but best of all, I can carry on fishing with it in a thunderstorm which I won't do with a carbon rod.
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On 8/3/2021 at 3:06 PM, chesters1 said:
I cannot see how a bloke having his tackle chopped off somehow changes his sex.A man in a dress without his nuts is just a nutless bloke in a dress just as a woman with a strap on is just a woman with a strap on they dont change into a man or woman adding or subtracting bits of anatomy.
They don't have their tackle chopped off: the penis is cut along it's length about six times and then the insides are removed and it's stitched back together and turned outside in to form a vagina, ask my cousin Peter, (now going by the name of Irene).
Makes I shudder just thinking about it.
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I spent a few days in Hospital recently: there was an Afghan youngster, (22) in the bed next to me. He spent a lot of time on the phone, even in the early hours of the morning - a Helicopter spent some time hovering nearby one night, (I later remembered that there is a Helipad on top of the hospital car park) but I couldn't help wondering if I'd have survived a drone strike on his bed, I decided probably not.
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Ted Dexter, 86.
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I am officially colour blind in that I can't pass the Ishihara Test: however, as far as I'm concerned, there's nothing wrong with my colour vision - checking at times with my wife, we may see slightly different hues, but that's as far as it goes, I can see a myriad of different greens when in woodland etc, traffic lights, no problem, etc etc.
One thing I do struggle to see is a red float tip, all of mine are painted yellow, and I can see tiny alterations in the way the float rides when I'm catching a lot of Dace,(in particular) and other species, but they mostly bury the float when when trotting and I can see when it's not there as well.
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16 hours ago, S63 said:
The longest underpants
The Good, the Bad and the Underpants
Finding underpants
Only one new one there, S63.
Beverly Hills underpants
Dead Poets underpants
The underpants of the living dead
Field of underpants
Terms of underpants
A fish called Underpants
Indiana Jones and the temple of underpants
Lethal underpants
Full metal underpants
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The toxic underpants
Revenge of the underpants
Underpants Pizza
Desperately seeking underpants
Flight of the underpants
Dead underpants society
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Monty Python's underpants of Brian
The Rocky underpants picture show
National Lampoon's animal underpants
All the President's underpants
The Texas underpants massacre
Apocalypse underpants
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On-line, I can only find:- Mitchell Gita SW 600. Anything named Mitchell Clubman 600 appears to be a multiplier
https://www.seaangler.co.uk/fishing-tackle/reels/mitchell-gita-sw-600-fixed-spool-fishing-reel/
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Towering underpants
Last underpants in Paris
Enter the underpants
Three days of the underpants
The underpants who fell to earth
Willy Wonka and the Underpants factory
Dirty underpants
Invasion of the underpants snatchers
Picnic at hanging underpants
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The Lion in underpants
A hard day's underpants
The Wild underpants
In the heat of the underpants. (one of my favourite films ever - Rod Steiger and Sydney Poitier: magnificent)
The underpants who shot Liberty Vallance
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Indiana Jones and the last underpants
Raging underpants
The magnificent underpants
Mad Max: Underpants road
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You're just not trying Chesters.
The Underpants Baron
Fried green underpants
Greased underpants
The prisoner of Underpants
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You could always attempt to be more creative, otherwise the whole topic will just be pants.
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Bring me the underpants of Alfredo Garcia
The longest underpants
One flew over the Cuckoo's underpants, or, One flew over the underpants nest
Enter the underpants
The Good, the Bad and the Underpants
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A street car named Underpants
Underpants on a plane.
They shoot underpants don't they?
Kill Underpants
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I decided that this topic was pointless when it was started: I can see that I wasn't wrong.
Has it proved, disproved or improved anything?
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On 7/6/2021 at 12:58 PM, The Flying Tench said:
Ayjay, I'm going to Christchurch next week and I'd love to catch a sea trout. I've never caught one except for one that literally jumped into the boat when I was a teenager! Can you advise whether you think this is a realistic possiblity and the best approach and place?
Thanks
John
The Bridge Pool is usually booked months in advance, it's not cheap, (and you'll be paying for two rods).
I can't really help with catching a Sea Trout, if you fish the Avon regularly, they turn up now and again to Coarse tactics, but I've never fished for them deliberately and wouldn't know where or when to start.
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11 hours ago, Martin56 said:
Now't worse than feeding floaters for vacating Your fish into the next mans peg.
That used to be done deliberately in the Bridge Pool at Christchurch by those fishing from the punt for Sea trout or Salmon.
The most spectacular example being a Tackle Dealer who brought multiple gallons of floating casters and regularly chucked in good quantities throughout his session. It took all the Dace and other "rubbish" fish way out into the harbour, allowing him to fish just for the Sea Trout.
From memory, he caught 38 in total, not one of which was above the size limit, but he did take just one for his tea and received a serious b0ll0cking for that, (which I thought was a bit excessive).
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I've seen a fair few of these lists over the years, but I don't think I've seen this one before.Primary School Children Writing About The Sea1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jamie age 6)3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)5) A dolphin breaths through an ar$ehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 7)6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily age 5)7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)8 )I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.(Becky age 8 )13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny (Julie age 7)
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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY,"Where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key and the effects were wonderful --The woman remained young looking and vibrant.After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems."All these years, everything has been working just fine.I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results.But now I've developed two annoying problems - First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."The doctor looked at her closely and said. "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."She said. "No point asking about the beard then!"
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The Prime Minister has announced that due to the Indian covid variant people will be offered the Pun jab. People must take the Indian variant seriously. My neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week and he'd only just buried his naan.
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One less telegram for the Queen to send this year.
Phil the Greek 99.
Have I got this Wrong??
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Your neighbour is lucky: I don't always wear anything.