Any Dwarfs, people with speech impediments and horses that may visit this forum....
This guy owns a horse stud farm.One day a friend phones him up and says
'there's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a white horse, so I've sent him round to see you.'
Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him,
'do you want a male horse or a female horse?'
'A female horth,' the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf,'can I thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nith eyth', say the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nith eerth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says
'Pperhaps I should wefwaze that.Can I see her wun awound?'