Four people were in a train compartment. A lovely young blonde, a really ugly old lady, a Frenchman and an Englishman. The train entered a long dark tunnel and halfway through there was the sound of an almighty slap and a loud cry of pain.
When the train re-emerged into the light it was seen that the Frenchman had a very red handprint on the side of his face.
The blonde thought " I know what happened there. That French swine tried to grope me, got the old lady by mistake and she clocked him."
The old lady thought "I know what happened there. That slimey Frenchmman tried to grope the blonde
and she has given him a right good slap."
The Frenchman thought " I know what happened there. That bloody Englishman groped the blonde, she thought it was me and clouted me for nothing."
The Englishman thought " I hope there is another tunnel coming up, I'll give that French git another one"
Cheers all
Bill