little onions

So glad your brother is o.k. I go with the Guardian Angel theory!

unwind

A warm welcome to you, John.

Exercise not a problem for us 'newlyweds' Cramp is though, especially as groans lead hubby to believe I'm having a great time. Would not wish to appear ungrateful and leap out of bed to ease locked muscle!

Riding boots Bikini Travel rug WD40 Empty platic petrol can Liberal scattering of Fennel seeds.

big

Have just popped the fizz keeper in the flagon of Strongbow!

That was when I was single, ajp - I have to share it now!

I still have 3 bottles of 2 year old Elderberry left and a demijohn of Damson and blackberry waiting to be bottled. Home made supplies are lasting a lot longer since Little Feathers moved to the other side of Bristol!

LOVE IT!!!

Another home remedy for eradicating pubic lice:- 1. Apply a double measure of dark rum. 2. Rub in 50g coarse sand. 3. Wait for the little beasties to get pi$$ed and stone each other to death!

entice

Well that's a relief, please take the instruction seriously and practice the techniques until you are confident with them. It's no good waiting until you are in trouble and then realising you've forgotten what to do next - a bit like life in general really!

Hiya, Judy - when do you reckon on having enough time to write the book?

.....and don't EVER mess with Ouija boards!

Jeepster, I shall, no doubt, be ridiculed for this post, but if you do have any problems with restless souls attaching themselves to you - excluding female solicitors still on this plane - e-mail or p.m. details and I'll shut them up for you. As you intend working on the programme for a while, it would be a good idea to learn appropriate techniques for protecting yourself against unwanted attention from unhappy / malevolent spirits.

Great news, Alan. Keep fighting! Love as always, Onions. xxx

My dear Alan, You will be top of the list in my Devotions - FIGHT HARD. Our thoughts and prayers are with you and Sonja. With love, Onions and family. xxx

Thankyou, Little Tinca. Things have calmed down a bit now, we're off fishing tomorrow, first match since the wedding - expecting some flak, no fish, just flak! Love to you and yours. x

Little Tinca, have you got a name for this new cocktail of yours? This reminded me of a truly ghastly experience the morning after a St. Patrick's Day party. I staggered into the kitchen, had to wash a glass from the selection of 200 or so used ones from the night before, got a bottle of mineral water out of the refrigerator, filled the glass, returned bottle to fridge and......took a huge swig of somebody's left over gin and tonic. Yuk Yuk Yukkety Yuk!

Loved the joke, Ferret. Great language, Welsh - very economical with the vowels!

Happy birthday for yesterday, Sharsam. I don't think I can manage another party. My husband and I had a huge bash on Saturday night for all our friends who didn't come to the wedding. Some bright spark produced a bottle of Tequila Rose at 3a.m. - seemed like a good idea at the time! Have fun, and make sure that naughty little Kendo doesn't stay up too late!

peacock.

No, no Cranfield, all Onions alive and well, thankyou - I just enjoy seeing Mrs. Andrew written down, there's no 's' on the end, by the way!