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  1. Ah i forgot 200 posts An excitement of posts An enthusiasm of posts A bicentenary of posts 203 now
  2. 202 including this one...I did not know what I had started...is it close to a record!
  3. A soothing of nurses. Or a phwoooarr of nurses (in uniform of course)
  4. Thats nothing I have just patented an illuminated sundial for night use!
  5. The recipie did say to place your kangaroo in the grill..
  6. A cloister of Nuns A swing of apes An inspiration of painters An inadequacy of flashers
  7. Why did you put a perch on top of the skate..?
  8. Or perhaps the most fun of all, going fishing where you were not supposed to be (poaching !)the big kids always said the farmer would get you! What he was going to do I never found out but came close a time or two...sunny lazy days what ever happened to them. Nursie...seems to me you never got over playing doctors and nurses
  9. You know old henry Ford hit it on the head when he said "any colour you want as long as it is black" I am looking at buying a new pc...I know I want a pent4 2.8 with 512 wotsits of ram and probably 80gigs of rom..with a 15 inch TFT screen and a cd and dvd re-write facility.. Anyone got any recommendations...make (dell, compaq etc) ..shops ...do's or dont's..pls help as I am very old and confused.
  10. I used to build canoes after school with our maths teacher. During break and lunch we would play poker..best days of me life.. The real Mcoy... a phrase coined by Captain James T Kirk methinks during the episode entitled..will the real doctor please stand up. Ouvre la porte
  11. Apparently in Asia it is not uncommon for doctors to remove mobile phones from certain places (was in FHM or similar mag I think) ...sounds like safe text to me.
  12. Nursie...as you are quiet and my other half has not shut up all day do you fancy a swop.you pop over here and I will send her over to your place...please I could do with a quiet night. Anyway...Dr Foster I do not know who he was but would be interested in the following.. 1) Why did he go to Gloucester? 2) Was he wearing wellingtons? 3) Are all the pavements in Gloucester full of such big potholes? Bonsoir mon ami..
  13. Humpty Dumpty was a powerful cannon during the English Civil War (1642-49). It was mounted on top of the St Mary's at the Wall Church in Colchester defending the city against siege in the summer of 1648. (Although Colchester was a Parliamentarian stronghold, it had been captured by the Royalists and they held it for 11 weeks.) The church tower was hit by the enemy and the top of the tower was blown off, sending "Humpty" tumbling to the ground. Naturally the King's men* tried to mend him but in vain." * NB: The "men" would have been infantry, and "horses" the cavalry troops. My go now...sorry my french is limited to . garcon! deux grande bier tres vite Who was little miss mufett?...and keep it clean!
  14. Humpty Dumpty was a powerful cannon during the English Civil War (1642-49). It was mounted on top of the St Mary's at the Wall Church in Colchester defending the city against siege in the summer of 1648. (Although Colchester was a Parliamentarian stronghold, it had been captured by the Royalists and they held it for 11 weeks.) The church tower was hit by the enemy and the top of the tower was blown off, sending "Humpty" tumbling to the ground. Naturally the King's men* tried to mend him but in vain." * NB: The "men" would have been infantry, and "horses" the cavalry troops. My go now...sorry my french is limited to . garcon! deux grande bier tres vite
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