corydoras

After they haver been stripped nekkid and rubbed all over with brown trout slime. The slime from a browny drives midges mad. Try it sometime. All you need to do is catch a brown trout and then rub your hands over your face after you have touched it. The midges go into a mad feeding frenzy.

Jim On the whole they do not. They usually have their own SMTP server built in, so they do not use Outlook Express or whatever other email client that you happen to use.

quote: Originally posted by Muddy: Rex hunt should take a look at this topic as Barracuda are the same family... How does one come to the conclusion that Barracuda and Mackerel are related when Barracuda are Sphyraenidae and Mackerel are Scombridae? :confused: :confused:

People who ask daft questions about what neeps are.

The bods who should be sacked are those who are responsible for your firewall configuration. This was not a virus, it was a worm. It did not get into your or anyone elses network via email, but through the internet via the firewall. If UDP ports 135, 137, 138, and 445 and TCP ports 135, 139, 445, and 593 were blocked at the firewall the worm would not have gotten in. IMHO there is no reason at all that any of these ports should be open on 99.999% of most corporate firewalls.

I am up for it, depending on where the venue is.

cantor

Sadly no, but Perlforth ( think it has a pelican or penguin on the label) yes, and it was truly wonderful!!!!!! Pelforth is the one with the Pelican. Jenlain has a very similar taste, although as Graham X said it is a bit on the sweet side.

vertex

Heard it, but it was Saddam and a pig!

Totally unlicenced. This is the uk. We have a right 'to go down to the sea in ships'

She probably had a GREAT WHITE hunter with her just after she had a MAKEOVER. Then again she could work for a well known Sea Angling magazine and just made a simple gaff. Or does she work for the local tourist board :confused: Sorry Davy, just could'nt resist it Alan(nl) Well the Mako and the Great white are both mackerel sharks and a small great white and a mako would not be difficult to confuse. I really don't see what all the controversy is about. Someone saw a Great White round our coasts. Big deal! It had to happen sometime. Mako, blue and thresher also visit from time to time, none of this is news. [ 21. August 2003, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: corydoras ]

The only airlines with outside lavvies!

Ask nice and I'll put me kilt on

hangover

I think I have seen it in Tesco.

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sharp

Have you tried Jenlain's dark beer (bierre brune). Now that is stonking stuff. A real treat for all my fellow real ale lovers. You will never believe it is French when you taste it. It is fron the north of the Pas de Calais, a part of France where beer drinking is common. They even still sell beer in pints in some bars.

Even better IMHO is another Czek beer called Staropramen. I have had it on draught in a couple of pubs in London. It is expensive, but tastes like God himself drinks it. I have not yet seen it in bottles. [ 12. August 2003, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: corydoras ]

What 'weak french stuff' have you been quaffing?

This is true. I think the best selling Aussie beer in Australia is Swan or VB (Victoria Beer) Aussie joke: Q). Why us XXXX called XXX A). Because banana-benders (Queenslanders) can't spell beer. [ 12. August 2003, 12:35 PM: Message edited by: corydoras ]

joint

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