severus

I'll start. Once upon a time...

Newt, I fished a club tournament yesterday on Lake Michigan with a friend and placed second out of 12 boats. The one I'm holding in the photo below is a 21 lb female, which won the biggest fish prize. We ended up taking $95 home plus our 5 king salmon. Last tournament we placed third or 13 boats and took largest fish, an 11 lb lake trout (AKA a Pooper), and scooped $90. We may be banned if we keep this up. How about you? Do you ever participate in tournaments? Ken

Bluezulu, is the party over??

quote: Originally posted by bluezulu: ken i see your into `ICE FISHING` sounds interesting. how do you do it, what do you catch, where do you do it etc?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Errrrrrrrrrrr, nope I won't say a thing. Hmmm - sounds like you were about to make a sexual comment, Dave. Ice fishing is something I do when the water's too hard to do real fishing. A lot of guys around here like to set pike tip-ups on the ice baited with chubs. Then they sit in their car and wait for the flag to pop, which means a pike has struck. Ken

Several years ago a quarterback named Lynn Dickey who played for for the Green Bay Packers (National Football League) was sacked violently by William Gay of the Detroit Lions, which angered him, and he let the media know about it. The headline for the newspaper article the following day read, Gay's Fine Should Be Stiff: Dickey [ 16. July 2004, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: severus ]

What is the ANMC? Ken

So tell us Dave, what were you dreaming about?? [ 16. July 2004, 01:07 AM: Message edited by: severus ]

The stripper's boyfriend...

The guy on the right must be an eunuch. Or gay.

Mrs. DeBlaay, an elderly Dutch teacher I had way back in the third grade, had the misfortune to sit on a tack someone placed one her seat one day. She nearly hit the ceiling. Was she pi**ed. [ 15. July 2004, 04:23 AM: Message edited by: severus ]

And yet another accident at the birthday bash... Well. I remember MY first beer.

Hey Bluezulu, was this you the morning after, perchance???

Hmmmmm.... Wasn't there a power outage in Greece today?? [ 14. July 2004, 01:11 AM: Message edited by: severus ]

Hey Zulu, this woman with a face like Yoda is looking for you & your party: Too bad you missed her. Heh-heh.

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's name details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me. 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

quote: what time is it over there!!! 5 hours behind you, Zulu.

Bitch-slap?

It's slang. Draw your own conclusions regarding meaning.

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AJP: quote: I could never understand a word he mumbled, which always rather spoilt things for me. Me too. The Missouri Breaks could have been a great film if he hadn't botched his part so badly. And he did the same thing to his Col. Kurtz character in Apocalypse Now. Misunderstood genius? I don't think so. Just misunderstood.

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100. "Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away.He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000, he asks again. "Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?" She thinks about it for a while and "Hmmm $10,000, eh? "Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there". So they went to that alley and she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them,....but not biting. In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much."

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