severus

twin

Allow me to add a few posters:

Good one, Mick. That reminds me - Q. Why don't Polish cheerleaders do the splits? A. Because they'll stick to the floor if they do.

Yoxer: quote: Anyone finding a spec of joy in the UK will in all probability find it in abundance in a more hospitable, and a more favourable economic climate. As Bill Clinton once said, "Ah feel yo' pain." My state (Michigan) has lost 170,000 manufacturing jobs the past 4 years, to outsourcing, Mexico, and Asia. It sucks. I'm not sure Bush can win here in November, regardless of who he's running against.

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Wonderful news. Hopefully there will be no physical or psychological scars on him. God bless the little shaver. Ken

All I know is: Mother In Law = Woman Hitler and President Clinton of the USA = To Copulate He Finds Interns

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hemorrhoid

quote: Not the sort of thing to wear at an orgy!!!!!!!!!! Hmmm. I'll keep that in mind the next time I attend an orgy.

erector

atlas

Asia

Wow, how does it do that?

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post

Newt, you're a web-encyclopedia. Where do you get all this stuff from?

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room

Q. Why do Scottish men wear kilts? A. There's no zipper to warn the sheep.

Q. How is a roll of toilet paper like Star Trek? A. They both probe for Klingons around Uranus.