Snatcher

and the winner was Steve Wanless from Ashington - must have a doze cos f------

phoney!

Thought I had better post this in case anyone was interested. Darts Open Comp to be held at Marden Club,Whitley Bay Sat 15 May. Registration 10.30 till 11.30, £4 entry in the comp.Matches start at 12.00. Cash prize to the lady who progresses furthest in the comp. There is a garaunteed purse of £1500 I think. It is being run by Gary Woods(you will have seen him marking the board on telly) and there promises to be some big names there and a good turnout. Will let youknow who won it once I sober up!

Good thinking from a Blyth lass

So a guy walks into a bar - and it hurt,it was an iron bar! Its Newts fault he started it Guy walks into the doctors and says I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones Doctor replies "its not unusual"

Deep

Spanish Armada

Ten pin

Reels!

Brakes Snatcher

What ISP are you using mate? If you are using AOL it is not as straight forward. Under the "Network and Dial up connections" once connected to the internet there will be an icon named "The Internet (2)" right click for the properties, then the sharing tab and then "enable internet connection sharing. But you will need to do this eveytime you log on to the internet. Hope this helps you in some way. Snatchers youngun

Leeks [ 12. May 2004, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Snatcher ]

No comment cos I have seen some good lady drivers Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

Swing low! Crabs - you swine Snatcher

killer Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

shreddies Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

That hit the spot Blackpool! Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

LOL Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

spondoolicks Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

Pal of mine says he knows a good hit-man.We could have a whip round and I am sure even some of our freshwater chums would contribute to such a good cause! Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

Took wor lass to the lobster spot I had in mind and planned to fit in a bit of spinning as well. Never having been to that spot before she said "no way can I climb down there" - forgot the fact that most women do not climb like mountain goats! Will go it alone at a later date - lucky lobsters! Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

dosh Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

Have just had a couple of direct e-mails off u chaps informing me how the world operates. The crack is that some dunce like me puts information out about places choc-a-bloc with fish and before you can say " I left my licence in the house " some evil gill netters have read the info and taken the lot. How dumb was I! Promise I will never do it again. On the plus side have made a couple of good contacts and hope to fish/drink together in the near future as they caravan close by. Your narf a friendly lot! Anyone know what the reward is for bringing a gill netter to justice? Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

snowballs Crabs - you swine! Snatcher

Fur Crabs - you swine! Snatcher