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One of his funniest clips ever:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4

I have a few links that may be of interest to some of you should you so require them

Wowser !!!

Cracking fish, well done to all.

Hello all, A couple of friends of mine are starting a new venture and they asked me about setting up a website, etc. Now I know next to nothing about this but because I used to work in IT as a project manager, my friends assume that I know all this stuff. As anyone will tell you, us PM's don't know anything, we have techies who do all that stuff for us and as long as they assure me it works then that's fine. Anyway, back to my friends. The business they're going into doesn't require anything all singing and dancing, it will literally be a shop window to say hear we are and this is what we do. No eCommerce required or anything like, just some basic pages with contact info, list of upcoming events, photos etc. of past events and maybe some links to social media sites. Some of the prices I've been quoted have been truly eye watering and as they're starting out they want something seriously cheap. What would be the cheapest way of getting them off the ground ?

ahh yes, that wonderful aroma of eeliness wafting through from the back of the car to tickle your nasal cavity

Nice one Steve, bet that felt good in the landing net

Good luck to all this weekend !

I didn't apply this year as unfortunately I've got a family event to attend that weekend that no amount of begging and pleading is getting me out of. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend, it's definitely worth going. If I'm back in time on Sunday I might pop down and see how everyone's doing. Assuming that's alright with yourself Steve ?

Ban should be much longer this time, he was banned for 7 games when he was at Ajax after biting a PSV Eindhoven player on the shoulder during a match in November 2010.

How many times have we all said, "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse ?" Now everyone's moaning about it !

I have several words to describe him, but I think I'd end up being banned if I said them in here

Best comment of the weekend was the referee in the Italy v France game to a French player who I think he thought may have been feigning an injury:- "I know we're playing in a football stadium but there's no need to act like a football player. Now get up and stop messing around."

Saw this earlier, tonight, made me chuckle. From the "Queen" on Facebook or Gin O'Clock as she's otherwise known. You can follow her here http://gin-oclock.com/ Dear people of Romania and Bulgaria, As many of you prepare to head for new European shores when your passports finally become valid in countries that you have heard of, you may be considering a trip to one’s principal island and home, the United Kingdom. Please take absolutely no notice of one’s Government’s attempts to discourage you. As one always says, it is entirely understandable why people would like to flee the continent for one’s green and pleasant land. To help you settle in when you arrive, one has compiled a list of one’s top tips for migrating to the United Kingdom: The UK is a wonderful place for swimming. In fact, during the winter months of September to June, swimming is the only way to travel through parts of South West England and almost all of Wales On arrival, you may be under the impression that the UK is one country. It is in fact five: England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Swindon The UK is a wonderful place for fiction and you may come here expecting to find some familiar places and concepts that in fact do not exist, such as Midsommer and Inspector Barnaby, Coronation Street, the Liberal Democrats and democracy You’ll notice Ski Sunday on your TV in January and may wonder what it’s all about. It is in fact a documentary about people trying to leave the country when Heathrow and Gatwick airports are closed due to snow The UK is a wonderful place for young people but many of our youths get a bad press. There is in fact only one small group of particularly troublesome young people, known as the Cabinet There’s more to the United Kingdom than just London. If you’ve some time, have your driver take you around the country and meet some of the locals. One’s been doing that for years and it’s well worth a trip, one can assure you A key constitutional principle in the United Kingdom is a strong political opposition to the Government of the day. At the moment it is Labour, headed by Ed Miliband who you may recognise from his acting days as Mr Bean Train travel is a wonderful way of seeing all the UK has to offer. If you happen to have the entire GDP of Romania in your pocket, you can get as far as Watford if travelling off peak and cattle class Euros are not accepted. In any shape or form. Anywhere. Ever You may find it hard to adjust to living in a country that never wins the Eurovision Song Contest. Do try and remember that this is because Europeans have no taste and not because the British have no talent One hopes these few tips will make integrating into the UK a pleasant experience. If, however, you wish to remain put and still experience the benefits Royal leadership, fear not: no matter where you are in the world, you can rest assured that the British will get to you eventually. As ever your loving Queen.

I more or less agree with you Newt. The case that Ken and Barry are referring to happened a while ago in London although the link that Barry posted has a few inaccuracies (as with most things on the net). The two officers were originally accused of lying to cover up a cock up and faced murder charges. Eventually though it was proved that the only way the shooting could have occurred was the way officers said it did. The suspect unexpectedly turned towards them pointing what they believed was a sawn off shotgun. I also agree with Ken though, if they put cameras on armed officers guns, helmets, etc then it would eliminate a lot of the doubt surrounding these incidents.

I agree Colin, the recklessness seemed to be a common theme with almost everything he did. Pretty good programme though on the whole.

Cracking stripey Andrew, well done

Imagine that Andrew, catching pi$$ wings on a dead bait !

Thanks for posting that at lunchtime..........

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your a**hole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your a**hole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your a**hole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go f**k yourself. These are my cookies!"

Great couple of sessions Rusty, well done !

Cracking couple of sessions Rusty, nice one !

I stayed away while the upgrades were going, it looks fantastic now. Well done Elton & Si

How can he be older Leon, he's a mere pup at 107 !

Might have been from the new Sweeney film, "Get your waders on son, you're nicked"