paul.saunders

congratulations mate to you and your family. can't wait till april till i'm a grandad for the first time. is Andrew your first? good luck on your new job on monday. nice to here the new year has started wonderfull for you

sorry mate will have to skip drink tonight feel as rough as hell sore throat blocked nose and ache all over.taken some tablets. have a few for me i'll catch up by end of the week. thats a promise

thank god i live in one of the highest parts of Maldon Alan. but one way of looking at it prahaps they could use it to stop the sewage from coming down river Thames every time it rains and londons drains over flow???

He wasn't smilling on you in the cup draw today Blue Chelski away still spurs at west brom atleast you will be happy nowing you both will be knocked out

Thanks Colin for your help your 2 pence worth was very usefull mate

I wasn't grumpy until the kids got into their teens. i'm 40 in July so i've started early aswell. still going to be a grandad in April that might change things

since leaving the post office due to health problems i've jumped from 16st to 19.4 so i'm up for the challenge

happy

I,m in the market for a new pc and was wondering how i would go about putting on the isp on the new computer without loosing my email address. or do i have to cancel my account and start all over again. I'm currently with Tesco.net

Manchester United put on a a stunning display today in a behind-closed-doors rematch ordered by the FA after Tuesdays debacle at Old Trafford. The Super Reds went ahead just before the kick-off when Giggs was sent away down the left wing. His cross was handled on the half way line by a Spurs defender and a penalty was awarded for this cynical foul. Paul Scholes stepped up to slot the ball home for United's 33rd penalty of the season. It was no more than United deserved. The 15th minute saw the Super-Smashing Reds go two up after Michael Carrick was penalised for coughing just outside the area. Christiano Ronaldo's resultant free kick was slightly miss-hit, but even if the keeper was not being pinned to the floor by Roy Keane, he would not have saved it. 2-0. It was no more than United deserved. The 21st minute saw more trouble for Spurs when Erik Edman was sent-off for enquiring about the referee's Man United shirt. However two minutes after the interval Spurs struck back after an amazing piece of good fortune. The referee's assistant could only parry Pedro Mendes' shot and Robbie Keane thumped the ball home. Confusion reigned for 10 minutes as the entire Manchester United squad surrounded the referee, arguing that the referee's assistant had been fouled 15 minutes earlier. The referee grudgingly had to give the goal even though he racked his brain for a reason to disallow it. Alex Ferguson was furious and rushed down from his seat in the stand to the dugout, knocking over a number of blind, disabled, pensioners in wheel-chairs on the way down. Fortunately, things settled down again as Paul Scholes took a long-range shot, which deflected off the corner flag but had clearly crossed the line, 3-1. It was no more than United deserved. Just after the restart, un-sportsmanlike Nourredine Naybet was dismissed for making ridiculous claims for a penalty after Roy Keane had nearly decapitated Robbie Keane. The referee and his assistant missed the incident as they were both asking Ryan Giggs for his autograph, but replays showed that Keane's flying kung-fu kick, followed by a forearm smash was clearly unintentional. Ten minutes later Ferguson took off Giggs and replaced him with Alan Smith, Eric Djemba Djemba and the suspended Wayne Rooney. Wonderful, wonderful Man United's 4th came shortly after. Robbie Keane was caught offside just outside the Spurs penalty area and Rooneys free-kick thundered in after deflecting off the underside of the flood lights. It was no more than United deserved. The super, marvel, wonder Reds kept the pressure on until the bitter end. In the 98th minute Ledley King conceded a free kick just outside his own area for blatantly glancing at the referee. Ronaldo stepped up and proceeded to chip the ball right into the referee's path and he made no mistake from 10 yards. Goal number 5 and it was no more than United deserved. Scholes slotted home number 6 from the penalty spot after Gardner went down with a broken leg. Fortunately Roy Keane was nearby when it happened and, after running 50 yards, he was able to bring the incident to the referee's attention. Unfazed by Gardner's cynical tactics, protruding bone and spraying blood, the referee sent him off for diving (and time wasting) and awarded United the penalty. Scholes cheekily chipped the ball over the keeper and the crossbar, but the referee decided that it was a goal, because based on past records, Scholes rarely missed. When the final whistle went after 33 minutes of injury time, Spurs traipsed off with their heads low, having been taught a footballing lesson by what is by far the greatest team the World has ever seen. As the losers hit the showers, a superb flowing movement by United culminated with a fine diving header by Alex Ferguson and it was 7-1. However the referee decided that it was such a good goal, it should count double. 8-1 then - and it was no more than United deserved.

hangover :mad: santa

Hi Paula Is the white stuff still falling? i've got brill sunshine here.

i'll be your middle man. love brazil nuts

just about as fast as my computer downloads Newt.

your right about being poisonous it's because of the spray they have been using also since spraying has stopped a maggot has got into the nut and wiped a lot of them out. Last year i paid £4 a kilo. This year can't buy any anyware for love nor money [ 23. December 2004, 09:52 PM: Message edited by: paul.saunders ]

Have a nice Christmas everyone and a happy new year. Eat, drink and be merry and catch loads santa santa santa

like most stuff on the market know Peter. it catches more anglers than fish

here about the irish Nurse that thought a cubicle was a square bol###k

43 for me. she who must be obayed said it's a true description.

what's worse than rainingcats and dogs?....... Hailing taxis. Where do snooker players go for a drink?........ Potters bar.

hi Newt just to let you now down loaded the stuff you advised and all working perfectly. I also downloaded Grisoft AVG 7 aswasn't shore if they stopped any viruses

hang on that is my computer

hair

as i'm on the rather large side(fat that is) i could cover a couple of months in one hit

Thank you for the info Newt i will do that A.S.A.P