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Huge_Vitae

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  1. If you think you are getting me to see that shrink again mate you are wrong... I keep telling us there is nothing wrong with us now accept it
  2. Good Idea Bryan....... Put me down for it (note to self....... Them drugs AINT working, make appointment to see Phychiatrist about personality disorder)
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    Benny............. Did you once star in Crossroads? Thought so........... Best Personal Fish.. mmmmm Tie between 2 probably a 3LB 21/2 onz flattie from the Medina in 1974.... But then.... never get to the top. thereafter the only way is down..... PS Want to be the best in your field.... become a scarecrow
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    Is this what "real" anglers look like??? I would like to introduce you to Chit and Chat http://store1.yimg.com/I/kimmelgnomes_1824_379193 [/QB] Blimey.. why has EVERYBODY on this forum got better/more modern fishing gear than me....... (Was going to say "why has everybody got better tackle than me but realised as I was typing that I was getting into troubled waters )
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    HEHE......... Anthony, Why DO Blondes ALWAYS dye their roots brown....... Somebody pass me a banana i think I just became a monkey Second thoughts.......... Please be careful if you call me a monkey..... I am A ROCK APE and proud of it (No 5 Wing RAF Regiment Escape Comittee 1978, Survivor Assault, RAF Honnington Nuke Dump 1979, (holder of World record for GPMG throwing (about the same time)) Par Ardva Ad Astra (rough translation... after work go to the pictures!)
  6. If anybody recalls "•Kenneth Noye, the gangland figure, was cleared in the 1980s of murdering an undercover officer who he stabbed after confronting him in his garden during a police surveillance operation. Noye has since been jailed for life for stabbing a young man to death in a "road rage" incident in Kent in 1996." Or a few others....... Click to see
  7. IoW magiisttratte highlights red squirrels' importtance after radio hoaxes During 2003, the Isle of Wight radio show presenter, Alex Dyke, arranged two ‘phone in’ stunts, by broadcasting calls from a man threatening to release grey squirrels on the IoW. The release of grey squirrels would be catastrophic to the indigenous and much cherished IoW red squirrel population. The Forestry Commission was amongst the organisations whose help was enlisted in a major hunt for the ‘squirrel man’. Eventually, the calls were found to have been staged by Dyke, in a bizarre attempt to boost ratings. Brenda Mayle (Ecology Division) was called as an expert witness to the case, in which Dyke was found guilty of wasting police time. When sentencing Dyke, the stipendiary magistrate highlighted the importance of red squirrels as “a national asset”, and which had made the hoaxes such a grave offence.
  8. Ok MickJ... say the circumstances are then same, but instead of shooting him, although I am still armed with a loaded shotgun, I stab him to death with a knife also in my posession?
  9. OK lets give it a twist. I am in my garden, accompanied by two very fit and large friends. At my side I have a very large Rottweiler Dog. I am carrying a shotgun. I find a man hiding in the bushes of my garden and shoot him, both barrels at close range. He obviously does not survive. Verdict please. lets go for the first twelve replies.....
  10. check your emails and PM mate. arranging a trip for Sunday if you are up for it. Anybody else want to come and play
  11. I am not positive but that rather looks like a MiL Gunship, otherwise. it's Russian.
  12. And the YEAR was.................
  13. Typical............ Still don't seem to realise that a RPG onto the tail rotor still brings them dowm....
  14. hoping to do my second test run at the weekend Salar.... Are you out at all?
  15. Poor Chap Kendo......... Cut him some slack..........
  16. Durexell........ does what it says on the label
  17. I keep looking at the bit of braid on her left thigh.......... Only for scientific reasons of course, just wondering how the breaking strain of the braid compares to the breaking strain of the Bikini bottom
  18. I had a warrior 165....... Nice boat....... let us know how you get on and tight lines.
  19. careful of the voltage. Some cameras require the 1.5 volts. Rechargeable batteries sometimes cannot make this.
  20. After watching some off the crap on telly tonight.... a new plot emerges.... A Cashe of Bio weapons smuggled into the coutry falls into Southampton Docks and infects the workers. Scientists decide that a single mullet contains the DNA code to produce an antidote. An elite team is called in...... who are they? what do they use as bait? Will they actually admit to catching a Mullet and save the rest of humanity or pretend they are "just seeing what's about......" [ 04. February 2005, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Huge_Vitae ]
  21. Hey, we were talking spelling not punctuation. I have a spirit level in spelling. I got thrown out of grammer after I said there should be a long gap between 69 and kissing!
  22. Oh show me a home...... Where the buffalo roam...... but watch out for the ***** on the floor...
  23. Try this....... Actually its butler but i sneezed. I've probably spelt that wrong too
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