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It was “one of his mates” that had all the evidence.

That’s funny Ant, pour yourself a pint of ice cold “Heinz beer beans!”

Apples and Pears.

There’s no knocking Clod at the moment, he’s feeling really smug and pleased with himself. He’s heard there's a distinct possibility of a hosepipe ban in Yorkshire and thanks to a “cunning plan” he’s not going to be affected like those idiots down South…

And let’s not forget the sheer brilliance and outstanding thought process behind a **** who thinks the increase in chicken prices in India is due to Brexit! Hilarious.

Contrary to this position I suppose he thinks that someone who thinks “Mountain Oysters” (testicles) is seafood is a rocket scientist!

Bloody hilarious, People who say “Whitby Scampi” are thick. By his own beloved EU rules Whitby Seafoods Scampi point of origin is “Whitby Yorkshire.” No such thing as Whitby Scampi? Perhaps he ought to complain to the EU gods, oh wait, he can’t because we have left the EU. Too hard for you to understand?

There’s literally a shed load of similar deals Ant, I’ve just come back from a few weeks in Cyprus, used my phone a few times for taxis etc, data for directions and all that stuff, didn’t pay a penny because my service provider has a fair usage policy, the same policy that is applicable to the whole of the EU, ‘We’ve’ been through all of this before years ago. If you live in the EU and travel to another EU state you do not pay roaming charges PROVIDED you keep to the fair usage policy dictated by your PROVIDER, NOT the EU. If you do not keep to the terms the EU sets the maximum that can be charged. Currently I think €2 per GB. My charge, being a resident of the U.K. roaming in the EU is different it’s 10p per MB in excess of the fair usage policy. Apples and Pears. My main concern with it all is, thirty odd years ago I started visiting the same hotel in Cyprus, there was a phone in the room but no phones around the pool or in the bar. Now almost everybody around the pool and at the bar is on the bloody phone ffs. Why, most of the stories before the roaming charge block of people paying loads of cash was for idiots downloading Eastenders or whatever, perhaps understandable in the 80’s when a VHS tape only lasted 3 hours but ffs, go on holiday, chill, eat & drink why oh why sit at the pool on your phone? Anyone with a reasonable amount of sense can work out the cheapest or most cost effective way of doing things, the likes of Martin Lewis are there to protect the thick from their own stupidity and to make himself money. If the stories are right the EU is targeting the Dairy Industry in Holland, the Fishing Industry in Ireland and now the beef industry there as well for termination. I would rather be forced to pay £2 or £10 for a months roaming, even though I wouldn’t because there are ways around it than be forced to kowtow to the EU and still get butt ****ed whilst I’m bent over. But there again a bloke who thinks there are forty new ferry routes to Ireland has probably had the common sense shagged out of him already. Perhaps the new routes can be escorted by HMS 7 which is still in service. Anyone for a nice plate of testicles. Might be some environmental bonus from the EU actions, will save those fishing boats being out at sea whilst still tied up to the docks with fifty mile long ropes. Better be careful, no, not the dark alleyways this time, we all have to take care because Lewis might be more clever than us. But then again, some would say that ALL of those problems are insignificant when you consider the price of chicken in India.

Definitely, perhaps the reason for the ‘huge surge’ in illegal immigration over the last few weeks. Also far less damage to roads from vehicles that contribute nothing to our economy other than the odd yorkie bar and a good few plastic bottles filled with **** on verges. However, the bit I saw is false, you expected that from Clod info anyway didn’t you.

I don’t care about big data as long as it serves a beneficial purpose (to me) BUT I do worry where it stops. Currently sick to death of the “data protection act” being quoted as an excuse not to do anything when the lack of assistance causes the “protected person” to suffer. Most people now don’t give a **** it seems. I remember back in the 90’s when BT decided to replace the old red telephone boxes with new three sided booths similar to airports. Public outcry, ‘people will be able to listen in on conversations’ etc, etc. Thirty years later it’s become ‘acceptable’ and you get to hear conversations, people walking down the street and in pubs, shops etc, jibbering away everywhere even if you don’t want to. I signed up to allow any medical professionals to access my entire medical records simply because there is a risk to me if I’m put in an MRI scanner (unconscious?) Imagine my surprise when I change GP and two years later my GP has no idea about this danger because some admin assistant doesn’t realise the importance of a piece of information so doesn’t add it to the details. To go on from both of these points the intention becomes for us all to have a crypto currency debit card to assist with global citizenship, I don’t want to say I live on Earth, I don’t want to be European, ffs I don’t even want to be associated with ‘the north island’ I certainly don’t want any government global, national or local even to know what money I have and what I spend it on, and definitely not tell me when and where I can spend it! That post was, again, tongue-in-cheek but it’s an indication of where it’s going.

A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza... CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have. GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust? CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza! GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir. CALLER: How do you know that? GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago. CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement. CALLER: I paid in cash. GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. CALLER: I have other sources of cash. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law! CALLER: WHAT THE !!! GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me. GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

An apposite letter in the Daily Telegraph Today SIR – Following the lead of David Frost (Comment, August 5) and Ambrose Evans-Pritchard (Business, August 5), we must ask how we can continue in an environment where activists insist that we can escape the current energy crisis simply by using less electricity. We must ask how money to help those in poverty can be provided by an economy that has collapsed because there is no electricity available. The answer, of course, is that it can’t; more lives are likely to be lost due to starvation than are likely to be lost as a result of global warming. The electricity industry will continue to justify its actions by blaming us for using too much power, rather than putting its own house in order. This cynical approach is illustrated by the almost indecent pressure that is being put on us to have smart meters. When energy rationing begins, as it shortly will, suppliers will be able to control your smart meter to provide electricity at peak times, and at a vastly inflated premium. This can be done on an individual basis, so saving the need for whole areas to be cut off at peak demand times, as well as providing an extra source of revenue. Those of us with old, conventional meters cannot be controlled in this way. Professor R G Faulkner Loughborough, Leicestershire

I don’t talk or post for that ****’s benefit. I post for the benefit of others who read but don’t comment other than contacting me direct which becomes tedious at times. I would sooner spend time on the doorstep discussing religion with Jehovah Witnesses and that’s something that will never happen all the time my favourite game remains playable, race the German Shepherd to the garden gate, my favourite sport of all time.

What Tim Martin actually said rather than what people think he might have said. (Normally referred to as lies, fiction or out and out ****s.) In an interview with the Daily Telegraph, Martin said: "The UK has a low birth rate. A reasonably liberal immigration system controlled by those we have elected, as distinct from the EU system, would be a plus for the economy and the country. "America, Australia and Singapore have benefitted for many decades from this approach. Immigration combined with democracy works.” Martin said in a statement on Wednesday: "Most hospitality companies would probably support some sort of preferential visa system for EU workers, justified by ‘proximity’, maybe similar to UK/Ireland or Australia/New Zealand type arrangements." I seem to recall there was a lot of discussion before Brexit on these points. Remoaners changing text to suit their interest or point of view have been mentioned on here a number of times, some call it confirmation bias. I call it ****s and

Look for something written rather badly in crayon somewhere in Whitby.

“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.” ― Thomas Sowell

EU solidarity perhaps? Not sure! An article in a French Newspaper regarding employment levels in Spain! It’s a wonder that SMS sufferer Macroon isn’t quoted saying it’s all due to Brexit.

More Brexit problems at Schiphol Airport. https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2022/08/long-queues-continue-at-schiphol-despite-new-security-staff/

Part of the charge made against Joyce, I read in the papers the EUSSR intends embarking on a trade WAR with the U.K. Does that mean…

Was a bit tongue in cheek. Trouble is with “oil” having such global power (money) and Politicians sucking up to them “WE” will have to keep buying it, if we don’t use it in engines what we going to do, drink it!

Nothing worse than an idiot who makes a fool of himself but then continues to state more lunacy thinking he makes himself look good. Either that or as you say Chesters, he’s basically a pathetic troll. I suppose he thinks that Gas supplying Countries are like DFS and have a ****ing mega sale every few weeks on gas prices. As I said the total capacity of Rough Fields is approximately NINE DAYS of U.K. gas consumption. I don’t think even DFS has a sale that often. ”Stupid is what stupid does.” EDIT, could be Chesters fault, all those posts about buying food when it’s cheap and storing it, Clod’s been filling plastic carrier bags with gas and sticking them in his freezer!

Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, Brexit. Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, Tories. Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, Boris. Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, Mountain Oysters. Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, HMS 7 (sic) Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, EDF Energy. Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, Rough Field Storage. Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, Traffic Queues. Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, Flight Delays. Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, A Quarter is bigger than 26% Endless Dribble, all proven wrong with simple research with ‘proper’ sources, House of Commons Library (AGAIN), ONS (AGAIN) But of course none of these are good enough for the confirmation bias of the dribbler. “Rough Field” as you call it in your own pathetic, social media fuelled bigotry would be capable of storing NINE days of U.K. gas requirement, well **** me, that’s going to keep Putin hiding in his bunker ain’t it. What a total toss pot you are, you continually rant rubbish on here, rubbish that you cut and paste because you lack the ability to research and write sentences of your own creation, rubbish that is rebutted within a few seconds of a Google search and yet, even when the fact check sites rubbish your pasted claims you go back to use them again and again. Here’s a fact for you, you can look it up and see it in several publications and I don’t mean social media or the Beano. Since March 2022 the U.K. has been exporting 75 MILLION cubic meters of gas to Europe EVERY DAY. SEARCH IT, RESEARCH IT, WHATEVER, JUST STOP POSTING ****S. In SIMPLE TERMS, BECAUSE YOU ARE SIMPLE, That means since March the U.K. exports to EU Countries the total storage capacity of “Rough Field” every five days. Now like I said, what happens if Russia turns the screw a bit more and the EU starts to suffer more, should the U.K. ration our own supplies, supplies we are able to get because Govt. DIDN’T listen to morons like you on twatter and decide to abandon nine days of gas storage to build LNG capable terminals to get an endless supply even at higher cost? ”Oh listen to Clod everybody, you won’t be without gas for cooking and heating for NINE ****ING DAYS because we followed jerk off’s advice he got from social media.” And then research on here in the last few years when people, including me were saying if the EU keep poking the bear with a stick, sooner or later the bear will take the stick and stuff it up your arse. The EU gave Putin a (very bad) excuse and he took it. Can’t blame the Russian people, they had a ‘democratic’ election. Putin got 65% of the vote and the other chap only got 63%! Well at least they got a choice, even if it was controlled and manipulated. The European Parliament were only given one candidate to vote for and that’s even worse than China.

Don’t hold your breath.