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Slashley

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  1. Cheers Dan, might be coming to you for some local advice soon cos should be moving to Fakenham in the next week or two.
  2. Yeah Best wishes to you mate too. Have not logged in for a while, but just had a look and hey presto. Remembered I shared the day with you. Anyway hope you have a great day.
  3. HaHaHaHa.................
  4. Brother just sent this from Oz. Thought it was quite funny..................>Subject: Making a Baby > > > >The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a >surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy >father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, >"Well, I'm off now The man should be here soon." > >Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer >happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. > >"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...'' > >"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been >expecting you." > >"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you >know babies are my specialty?" > >"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have >a seat" > >After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" > >"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the >couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room >floor is fun. You can really spread out there." > >"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry >and me!" > >"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if >we try several different positions and I shoot from six >or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." > >"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith. > >"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be >in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with >that." > >"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly. > >The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of >his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said. > >"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. > >"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider >their mother was so difficult to work with." > >"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. > >"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the >job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get >a good look." > >"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. > >"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. >The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly >concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. >Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had > to pack it all in." > >Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, >um..equipment?" > >"It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod >and we can get to work right away." > >"Tripod?" > >"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much >too big to be held in the hand very long." > >Mrs. Smith fainted. > >
  5. Brother just sent me this from Oz. Quite good fun............... http://www.quailhuntingschool.com/flash.php
  6. Apparently the operation was a great success. They attached it to his head.
  7. Yeah I can't believe that they paid him Bob. It reminds me of a mate in S. Africa. Had a fair bit of trouble with people going in to his house and nicking stuff. He has a copper as a friend and he asked him for advice. I remember him telling me that the policeman/friend told him to make sure that he shot him dead if he shot him; as otherwise he would be sued by the burglar for sure.................
  8. Had my original Beach Buddy since they first came out: ( 15 years??? ) no real problems. If that is not a good advert, I don't know what is. Plus John Holden lives four miles up the road and I have taken it back to him twice for new bracket. He just bent it back in shape, gave me a new plastic bracket for the future, with rivets and charged me nothing. What service and what a great guy.
  9. Yeah I saw that pic. of the woman. Brother sent it from Oz. Just thought that I would share it with others.
  10. Been getting several of these alerts each time I log on but this is the current type of thing. HTTP MS IIS NTLM ANS1 B0. Ip. add: 80.42.72.66. Network: UK-TELINCO-20011123. Sent from: San Jose, Ca, USA. Node name: 80-42-72-66.dynamic.dsl???
  11. At the moment I live near Chelmsford, Essex but have just bought a house in Norfolk.......................
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