I work as a Ranger on Canford Magna golf club and constantly look for fish in the Dorset Stour that runs alongside our Riverside course.
One day I spotted a turtle as big as a dinner plate, sunning itself on a lily pad. It moved off smartish when it spotted me above.
I reported it to the Environment Agency but I could tell that the woman I was speaking to didn't believe a word.
The Riverside course was built on the floodplain and it regularly floods in winter (though this is the first year it's ever flooded in July!)
After one flooding, when the water had nearly cleared, a fellow Ranger was inspecting the course when he found what must have been the same turtle, groggily surviving in a flooded bunker.
He gave it to the owner,s wife who nursed it back to full health.
Whereabouts now unknown.
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