Ronaldo's shunt

[chevin]

Or a puncture

 

I remember driving behind an L driver who suddenly turned sharply right.

 

"I didn't realise there was a driveway just there" I thought,

 

The L driver hit an earth bank - smashed in his right front wing.

 

"No, there isn't"

 

It was down to a tyre burst. At least there was a happy ending. Neither the driver nor his passenger were injured, and my "To whom it may concern" letter resulted in a full payout from his insurance.

 

Been there, I had a front tyre blow out on the M1 and it took me from the slow lane to the fast lane before I knew what had happened. I was lucky, no one hit me. And no, I wasn't going fast, I was driving a Ford van with an 1172cc side valve engine.

[Alan Stubbs]

It occurred to me that he was possibly too busy looking in the vanity mirror to be driving safely.

 

Do you think Beckham could bend it like Ronaldo?

[Peter M]

When the police arrived they all started chanting 'you don't know what your doing'

[Alan Stubbs]

When the police arrived they all started chanting 'you don't know what your doing'

 

 

...then they realised it WAS Sam Allardyce and they were wrong!

[Alan Stubbs]

I heard that Mohammed Fayed sent Alex Ferguson an email offering to his company's help in teaching Man. U. players how to drive through tunnels when being chased by the paparazzi.

[Steve Walker]

I'm amazed footballers can get insured on supercars for any money!

[peterpikefisher]

an other wan*er with little or no knowledge of this type of vehicle and it's capabilities

therefore unable to control it ,

and as for doing only 30 mph look at the damage IE: front suspension and wheel torn off more like 130mph

 

take the licence off him and get him to walk