Dilbert

[Guest Spiderfan]

Have a look at the Dilbert cartoon on page 2 of todays Daily Express.

 

For those who haven't, it goes :

 

Male Person - I'm a nature lover. When I go fish, I only do catch-and-release.

 

Female Person - In other words, you torture fish for fun.

 

Male person - (thinks) I wonder why everything I do sounds bad when it's put in other words.

 

And that's a popular national tabloid for you . . . .

[Guest Elton]

And they have to use such an old cartoon, too That one's done the rounds, that's for sure!

 

Good job that no creatures nested in the trees that they chop down to make these newspapers, eh? Sustainable, my backside - try telling that to Mr. and Mrs. Bird who just had their home destroyed and their eggs smashed.

 

The internet, now that's the way to go...

 

Tight lines,

 

Elton