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Be careful how you tickle!


Guest MikeConnor

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Guest MikeConnor

You should remember, when first you start to tickle,

that women, and some trout, are mostly very fickle,

tickling their bellies to put them in a trance,

must be done with stealth and care, to have a decent chance.

 

Grabbing fast, and tickling much to hard, may cause swift flight,

in the case of certain women, may get you in a sorry plight,

'tis also best to realise that one tickles trout to get a meal,

and one often tickles other things, simply for the feel.

 

Tickling is an art form which requires constant application,

and a top class tickler knows every little complication,

if the object of your fancy pulls away, then tickle slowly and with ease,

this is guaranteed ,the most recalcitrant, trout, or woman then to please.

 

Keep in mind that comparisons here are not quite fair,

as trout upon their bellies simply have no hair,

when groping in the moisturous dark for various things,

beware also of other beasts with various bites and stings.

 

A hefty slap may mean the frightened trout has fled,

and a slap in other cases, means you go alone to bed,

practice makes perfect so they say, and this is obviously true,

practice often carefully, and you may become a top class tickler too.

 

And when at last your tickling days are done,

you may pass the deadly skill down to your son,

he will always then be able to catch a worthy dish,

but even if he cant, his fingers still will smell of fish!

 

TL

MC

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