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Guest Mike Connor

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Guest Mike Connor

I joined a nice new news group, and met a fishing friend,

but perhaps I was too fast you know, and did not see the trend

for when we went a fishing, it was obvious pretty soon,

that he was not an angler, just another AR-loon !

 

The reason I am certain, to know you may well wish,

well the very first indication was, he did not catch a fish !

he moaned about all the others, catching fish galore,

every time they caught one, he raved, and railed, and swore.

 

Now I ask you brother anglers, don't you think it odd ?

that a dedicated angler, just can not use his rod ?

this obviously is an evil plan, to undermine the sport,

for where would we all be, I ask, if no more fish were caught ?

 

He whined about the stock-fish, and he whined about the wild,

in fact there were not any fish, that did not get him riled,

when I then actually caught a fish, he near went raving mad,

don't you think these AR-loons, are often rather sad ?

 

The whole angling trip was ruined, by his nearly constant whine,

about his lousy rods and reels and flies, and the wind knots in his line

now as we know, true anglers, would stay calm, cool, and composed

but such minor irritations, this AR-freak exposed.

 

The final truth came out at last on the silent homeward drive,

when asked if he enjoyed the trip, his anger did revive,

he cursed every F&%$(/G fisherman in every F&%$(/G State,

and only a real AR-loon, true anglers would so hate !

 

As I dropped him off outside his door he started a mad cackle

and swore that if he got the chance, he would burn all fishing tackle !

"All anglers are loonies", then he cried, "and should leave the fish alone,

and with certainty on one fine day for their sins they must atone! ".

 

Now I have since discussed this day, with several guys I know,

and they all agreed wholeheartedly, it was a damn poor show,

but one or two they said perhaps, this guy was not a PETA freak,

maybe he was starting out, or on an unlucky streak ?

 

I am now very worried, as I skunked three times on the trot,

I swore and moaned, and cried so hard, my face was full of snot

now everybody knows I fish with love and passion, but

when I catch nowt, and moan, will they think I am an AR-nut ?

 

TL

MC

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