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Guest Mike Connor

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Guest Mike Connor

A lot of stalwart anglers went out to fish and camp,

and one of them tried out at last his nitromethane lamp,

the light was wondrous to behold and many then believed,

for this conversion some were glad, and some were just relieved

 

An impromptu sermon then was held to celebrate events,

although some loudly did complain at the burning of their tents.

a strange thing then did come about and frightened all around,

all the catch and killers, lay stone dead upon the ground.

 

Up spake one of the braver souls, known for catch and release,

"serves the silly buggers right, at least now we´ll get some peace"

another stalwart chided him, and said "they had rights too"

"on the other hand you may be right they were a noisy crew"

 

"Perhaps it is a sign at last that our ethics were indeed the best " ?

"bloody hell" chimed in another stalwart, "give it a bloody rest" !

an argument then started about whether it was really right,

to castigate another anglers ethics, and this then caused a fight.

 

Some still bewildered by the blast, were just too shocked to care,

but the others waded in and fought, it really was a fine affair,

insults were hurled and fists were swung deep into the night,

hardly anyone could remember ever seeing such a sight,

 

As the sun climbed weary and disgusted above the gory scene,

it lit the terrible results of anglers fighting, venting awful spleen

some lay where they had fallen with their bottles in their hands

and others lay strewn about the place at various battle stands.

 

Then an awful sound was heard, that carried on till noon,

it was the awful baying of a wild triumphant AR-loon

he laughed out loud and cried and danced with endless joy

"hey lads, selling them that lamp was a really brilliant ploy" !

 

The moral of this story is of course the equipment was at fault,

so leave out the nitromethane and stick to single malt,

when anglers fight and fishing ethics fade into the past

the bloody lousy AR-loons may well triumph at last.

 

TL

MC

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