CAPTION COMPETITION!

[Peter Waller]

Right, that's it, I can use the tail for a pike fly, the body fur for Spey Dogs, the ears for - - - - - - !!!

 

[ 01. March 2005, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: Peter Waller ]

[Alan Stubbs]

Now here's Rolf in the vet's operating theatre where Tabby has been under the knife and is waiting to be stitched up.

[Snatcher]

"I'm cream crackered tying all these flies for ff2"

[Peter Waller]

Hang him by the tail, should have maggots dropping in a few days!!

[Snatcher]

Oh Peter if I was the judge you would win it

Maggots! LOL

[SkattyKat]

Tired and feathered

[Guest PhilB]

This might have been my entry; Cat in coma after providing substitute for wool from a ram's scrotum. In an exclusive interview yesterday, Ba Ba Black Sheep said "There's no need for cruelty like this. Baaaa, I mean, it's not as if there's a ram shortage, Baaaa, in fact I was tupped twice only yesterday Baaaa!"

The nominees are Huge_Vitae, Pete W. and Snatcher. I hereby declare the winner is PETE W. for "These size 24's.....paw-ly. The prize, should you decide to accept it, is to provide a suitable photo for the next competition! Thanks everyone, had a good chuckle this week. Still haven't been fishing tho' cos the weather is still crop!

[Snatcher]

Nice comp Phil,come on Pete W its your shot!

[Peter Waller]

Okay fellas! I don't have a suitable photo but I have this cartoon by 'Thelwell' that could do with a recaption!!

 

You guys must know someone who fits the bill!!

[Alan Stubbs]

Jeeves! bally well put that salmon on the fly and don't take all day about it!!