Does anybody here own a silver car?

[chesters1]

coo Den brownie points there ,"accidentally" let her see it and its 3 sugars in your tea tonight

[MJB]

Personalised number plates - Would it be easier and cheaper to change your name by deed poll to T256RHR ?

[Severn Wolf]

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only a wolves fan could come out with that explanation

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Bluezulu, we`re that used to being poo`ed on at the Molineux that I`m somewhat of an expert these days

 

The birds I hate are the ones that have a bit of target practice when you pop round the back of the house to refil the bucket. Its like they`re chucking tins of paint over the car.

 

One amusing story from a few years back was after leaving my car at a mates house for a while I decided it was time to get rid at the auction (had a new one and forgot about the old motor). Anyway, it had been parked under a tree for weeks and this bird has dropped a purple seed laced `package` right in the middle of the rear windscreen. The stuff had dried like concrete mixed with Superglue. I couldn`t be bothered to clean the car so took it down the local IMO carwash. The look on the poor blokes face as he scrubbed the brush like a madman to shift the dried on poo was hilarious.

I`d love to know where the car is today but I reckon theres still a purple stain on the back window!!

 

[ 20. July 2005, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: Severn Wolf ]

[poledark]

Lets be honest here, (including you Jeeps )wouldn't we all love BIG 1

 

But then some of us don't need that sort of advertising

 

Den

[Emz]

skippy:

 

skippy:

 

 

Is it just silver cars, or am I the victim of some malicious seagull attack?      

Definately not just you Emz - remember my post about the seagull cracking my windscreen and all the $hit I've been getting on the car since - its a black Skoda!!!! On second thoughts - does Crystal chase seagulls like Kia???? Guess where this ones going?

Erm, fair point

[deanbmw]

Severn Wolf:

 

 

I used to have a blue car and invariably it would be the only one on the drive that would be dumped on. I put it down to the birds thinking it was water......

or they thought ya was a Blue nose

[Emz]

poledark:

Lets be honest here, (including you Jeeps        )wouldn't we all love BIG 1

 

 But then some of us don't need that sort of advertising            

 

  Den

Hahaha!

[SandTiger]

Can I have TW@t plz?

[five bellies]

Bird s##t on my car once.

first and last time I took her out.

 

anyway emz keep your car well waxed, it wont stop the poo problem but makes getting it off a lot easier.

 

[ 25. July 2005, 08:05 AM: Message edited by: five bellies ]

[Emz]

^^ Will try that. Because every morning its a B@astard to get off