Emergency room!

[awaaar]

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, arm in a sling, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck.

 

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this,"said the man.

 

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."

 

We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

 

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

 

That's when I made my big mistake."

 

What did you do?" asks the doctor.

 

Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' ".

 

I don't remember much after that."

[kendo]

[Gaffer]

Excellent!

[paul.saunders]

love it