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Caption comp June 2009 #1


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As always, just post what you think would make a good caption for this photo. No winner will be chosen and no prize will be given.

 

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" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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1) I really must get my prostate seen to!

 

2 )Red Bull does more than stimulate the mind?

 

3) 'The winner of the Beijing Olympic peeing competition has been stripped of his medal as a result of a positive drug test'

 

4) "Heineken - refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach!"

This is a signature, there are many signatures like it but this one is mine

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Barry had never had a girlfriend.

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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The unluckiest man in the world!

 

Jim Sedgeforth, 37 was struck in the groin by comet 34-572J whilst winning the Spagforth trophy for balancing on a log.

 

Prior to the unfortunate incident he had been standing on the log for three months, four days and one hour 17 minutes. He was just 35 minutes short of the record set by Dame Bridget fforbes Picklesmidgeon in 1954.

Eating wild caught fish is good for my health, reduces food miles and keeps me fit trying to catch them........it's my choice to do it, not yours to stop me!

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Commercial fishery owner has to improvise when his aerator pump breaks down.

 

 

John.

Angling is more than just catching fish, if it wasn't it would just be called 'catching'......... John

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