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Ken L

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Yuk !

 

The worst they ever did to me whilst drunk and unresponsive was to shave off an eyebrow, paint my nose with red nail-varnish and then undo all of my clothing, isert a 150kg set of dumbells and then do it all up again.

When I woke up with a hangover and busting for a pee, I thought I'd been nailed to the floor.

 

 

The worst I've ever seen done was a mate who fell asleep fully clothed on a bed. They removed his trousers and pants, smeared vaseline on his ar5e and then used a pencil to push a condom filled with Oil of Ulay into his backside. They then pushed his pants under the bed and covered him with a blanket.

He didn't say a word to anyone when he got up to leave in the morning !

 

[ 26. September 2005, 09:01 PM: Message edited by: Ken L ]

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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