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Brill severus

 

 

Fishing digs on the Mull of Galloway - recommend

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Me when I had hair

 

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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Ian

 

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you"

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" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them:

"Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first dog. "What's your name?"

 

To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."

 

Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?"

 

Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."

 

And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles."

 

"No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day."

 

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Oh Dear it one of them days!!

 

PhilC

Ask a question and be a fool for 5 minutes! Never ask a question and be a fool for life! .

A blind person who sees is better than a seeing person who is blind.

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