The Vicar Joke

[Guest PhilB]

A small town vicar in Canada decided to go fishing on a Sunday. He felt a bit guilty leaving his flock on the Sabbath but the fish were running and he deserved a day off.

 

He set off for the river and was almost there when he came face to face with the biggest and fiercest grizzly bear in the world. There was no escape so he prayed to God;

 

"Please God help me turn this bear into a Christian and save my life!"

 

No sooner had he uttered this prayer the grizzly bear got down on it's knees, clasped it's paws together and said;

 

"Oh Lord, for what I am about to receive......"

[ferox fisher]

Very good Phil nice to see you still have a sence of humour after your recent catastrophy. .

[chevin]

Love it!

[Steve Burke]