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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the

house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"


The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"


"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the F*** out." :D

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