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chesters1 Member

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hopefully you havent a water meter so your bank account will

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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A friend of mine always took special care of her white lingerie. Before she left for work one morning, as far as she was concerned, she had put her special undies in the washing machine. On returning from work she was puzzled to find the washing machine empty. However, when she went to the bathroom and lifted the toilet lid..............Oh yes, there it was. Not A.D.D. or A.D.H.D, far worse - D.O.B.S. - Dotty Old Bag Syndrome! :D

Help me unhook these, please.

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chesters1 Member

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our oldest when having a terrible 2 fit in tesco ,shouting and screaming rolling on the floor the complete works ,threats didnt work so i picked her up and dumped her in a freezer and walked off ,never did it again and still remembers it today :D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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